OMFG NOBODY SAW THIS ONE COMING!!!  Scene princess Amor Hilton didn’t have her fairy tale ending with her prince Nick of Radiation Year. Instead, they ended up hating each other’s guts, as their Twitter followers are well aware.

As Amor’s brother (in spirit, not blood) Eden Shizzle explained, Nick and Amor had to leave where they had been staying so far.  Chivalrous Nick secured himself accommodations at one of his friend’s, but neglected to bring along Amor, who was left to cry in a car before finally being taken in by Kelli from Compton (who herself is only couchsurfing at some dump up in Granada Hills, aka THE VALLEY.)

Oh, and it was not without a chuckle that we noticed Eden’s gay lover Matty cumming to the rescue.

You should have guessed option C, homeless, if you voted in our previous post about the star-crossed couple.

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http://myspace.com/radiationyearnick

Male model Nick Snider was arrested February 1 on charges public drunkenness and disorderly conduct in Batesville, Arkansas.  While en route to jail he told his arresting officer Deputy Brian Luetschwager,  “I’ll suck your dick and balls, if you let me go.”  Rather than accept the blowjob, Deputy Luetschwager issued Snider another citation for “attempt to influence a public servant.”

While not very big on Stickam, Mr. Snider is quite a successful male model.  He was featured in a Prada campaign and as recently as last month was in Paris for the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show.

Call us crazy, but somehow StickyDrama just doesn’t think it’s smart to offer a gay blowjob to anybody in Arkansas—except, of course, to Ian Nicholas. We’d totally gargle that hicksauce.
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Steven Troye, an OC scene kid who’s been IRL friends with Jeffree Star ever since junior high, recently moved to Hollywood and wants EVERYONE to come see his new place.

While sipping cocktails at the housewarming party, one might wonder how Steven can afford an apartment in such a trendy  location.

Interestingly, rather than post his own 9 inch cock with which he is blessed, Steven posted one of Curtis’s old n00dz.  The red shirt Curtis wore in the above pic matches the one found in other n00dz of his:

Of course, maybe all this is just complete bullshit.  After all, anyone can post as anyone else on Craigslist.  Since in all likelihood this Craigslist ad was a fake, Steven probably won’t get upset over any mention of whoredom.

Oops.

http://twitter.com/StevenTroye

http://www.myspace.com/steven_troye

In 2006, Nikki Catsouras got into a little fender-bender along Highway 241 in the OC.

California Highway Patrol was on the scene to investigate and, uh, clean up.  But apparently some CHP officers emailed the uncommonly gory photos to their family and friends.  One thing led to another, and the photos went viral—a phenomenon perhaps fueled not only by the graphic nature of the images, but also the likelihood that Nikki was a spoiled SoCal brat (she was driving a $150,000 Porsche and an autopsy determined she had cocaine in her system).

Naturally, the Catsouras family was outraged.  They decided to handle things the good ol’ American way and sued the CHP for 20 million smackeroos, which the 4th District Court of Appeal in Santa Ana has allowed in a recent ruling. Whereas the media and private citizens can post pretty much whatever the fuck we want besides child pornography, the Court reasoned that CHP is bound to higher standards.

Say hi to Ghettosamii and TL for us, Nikki!

The Los Angeles Times

To StickyDrama’s eyes, this video depicts sexual activity:

But the Maricopa County Superior Court disagrees. At least, the Court determined that the video, in and of itself, does not depict “sexual activity constituting a crime.”  And so it remanded Stickam rapist John Hock’s case back to grand jury for the second time last week, meaning Hock must yet again be indicted in order for his trial to proceed.  His case had been remanded once before. Then the grand jury indicted him a second time.  But Hock’s attorney Bruce Blumberg continues to file motions delaying the actual trial.

In both motions, Blumberg used a detective’s testimony as grounds to have the case remanded.  In the first instance, he successfully argued that the State should not have elicited testimony the detective that Hock did not want to speak to dectectives.  In the recent second instance, Blumberg successfully argued that the detective should not have described the content of the video as “sexual activity.”

Under Arizona law, penetration of the vagina or anus or mouth with the penis or tongue or fingers is a necessary element of “sex” and apparently even the phrase “sexual activity.”  To StickyDrama, such an argument is sophistry.  Grinding one’s crotch into a woman’s exposed vagina while kissing her is “sexual activity” without being penetrative sex.  Were someone to perform similar actions to a sleeping woman on the New York subway, would the perpetrator not be charged with a sex crime?

In any event, Hock’s few remaining fans shouldn’t get too hopeful.  The Court indicates it believes or at least does not reject the argument that sexual activity constituting a crime did in fact occur the night of his broadcast:

The case has not been dropped or  entirely dismissed, only remanded back to grand jury.  Since any person with half a brain would probably believe that at some time on the night of the broadcast Hock did in fact have penetrative sex with the victim, the State of Arizona should easily indict Hock a third time—even without describing the video content itself as “sexual”—allowing his trial to finally proceed.

StickyDrama thinks the video shows sexual activity—do you?

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PS:  We were watching “Law & Order” at the time of the sex assault, and that show’s audio was accidentally recorded along with Hock’s microphone.  It’s impossible for us to separate the two tracks.  This is the same video and audio recording that StickyDrama sent to the Phoenix Police Adult Sex Crimes Unit.

The perpetually sober Amor Hilton and Nick of Radiation Year were at chez Sticky last night.  They say they’re not an item, but the two were awfully cuddly.  And they were shit-talking up a storm about Amor’s ex Ryan Anchors and his girlfriend Airica Michelle, as well as Nick’s not-so-good buddy and StickyDrama’s dreamboy Dennis Hegstad.
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Nothing says love like vomiting hatred upon whoever your fuckbud hates.

Poor Nick.  Amor’s a nice girl and doesn’t have mean bone in her body, but she doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to boyfriends.  Whether intentionally or not, she tends to suck out their souls and leave them empty shells.  So how will this end for Nick?  We came up with the most likely scenarios, which do you think will happen?

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http://myspace.com/radiationyearnick

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Happy Deathday, Ian Vuitton! Longtime StickyDrama readers will recall it was one year ago today “The Vuitton” died of an overdose at the age of 19.  Don’t do drugs, kids!

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“Having a baby at this point in my life would be a terrible mistake,” recently pregnant Tila Tequila sobbed to StickyDrama.

“I’m a drug addict, a Hollywood whore and constantly feel on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  I’d make a terrible mother.”  Then the popular Myspace and television personality dropped a bombshell:  “I’ve decided it would be in everyone’s best interest if I terminated the pregnancy.  So I’m going to have an abortion, and want to broadcast it live on Stickam.  Otherwise this poor angel would only have a life of misery and abuse,” she tearfully admitted as she held up a picture of her ultrasound.

StickyDrama was just about to ask Tila when she planned to broadcast the abortion, when there was a knock at our door.  We looked through our peephole and, to our surprise, Dennis Hegstad was standing there!  We immediately welcomed him inside.  Before we could even offer him a bowl to smoke, though, the young stud grabbed us and passionately kissed us on the lips.  “Sticky,” he breathed heavily, “I love you.  I’ve always loved you.  And,” he continued as he unzipped his pants, “I want you to suck my cock right now!!!”  Thereupon he yanked out the longest, thickest most beautiful penis we had ever seen, which was already dripping with precum.  We knelt down before the Norwegian god and opened our mouth as wide as we possibly could.

That’s when the damn construction workers knocked on our door to finish putting up drywall, ending what was probably the best dream we’ll ever have in our life.  Dennis’s cock disappeared from our clutches and our hopes of finally having that on-cam abortion were shattered.  God fucking damn it.

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Brian Thomas Mettenbrink, a 20-year-old member of the subversive internet group Anonymous, pleaded guilty in Los Angeles federal court to participating in a 2008  “cyber attack” that shut down websites for the Church of Scientology.  The Church, considered around the world (and by StickyDrama) to be some weirdo cult, is headquartered here in Los Angeles and is one of the largest property owners in Hollywood.

The Los Angeles Times reported yesterday evening that “Mettenbrink admitted to downloading software from an Anonymous message board that was used to bombard Scientology websites and prevent them from being accessed by viewers.”  Sounds like a script kiddie got his hands on DOS software.

Not so anonymous now, hmm?

StickyDrama has been sitting back for a few days, letting Kiki Kannibal run her mouth on the subject of recreational drug use.  Her stated belief is that no recreational user of drugs—namely marijuana—can be successful.

Whatever.  It’s America, we’re all entitled to our beliefs.  But when she recently asserted on Formspring that the highly successful actor Johnny Depp doesn’t smoke weed, we felt compelled to tell the bitch what’s what.

Depp acknowledged his recreational marijuana use in a June 2001 interview with Film Review Magazine, and again in USA Today. He furthermore declared that he would prefer to supply his own children with marijuana, rather than risk their resorting to a shady dealer.  (He’s also StickyDrama’s neighbor here in the historic core of downtown Los Angeles when he’s not living in France.)

Kiki should quit trying to be some sort of online role model before another stupid kid ends up dead. Not even old enough to vote, and already a whore promoting anorexia. Such an inspiration.

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