StickyDrama has always enjoyed an interesting relationship with Stickam.

Philosophically and geographically, we couldn’t be more different.  From our Midtown Manhattan location, Stickydrama celebrates the network’s nonstop sleazefest; meanwhile Stickam, headquartered in downtown Los Angeles, tries to sweep the sleaze under the rug.  But later this month, the irresistible force will  collide with the immovable object:  We’re taking the drama to Stickam’s home turf.

StickyDrama is scheduled to arrive at LAX Wednesday, September 17 in the late afternoon.  For the next six days we’ll be in a narcotically induced stupor at a posh West Hollywood hotel, talking shit, showing n00dz, taking bong rips and snorting lines off Dennis Hegstad’s naked body.  Anthony Vanity will accompany us, and we have a few lulzy surprises planned as well.

Our readers are more than welcome to join us, provided you haven’t raped or assaulted anyone. And aren’t an untalented hypocrite or a fame-seeking pedofag. Please RSVP with StickyDrama in advance—contact us via AIM, email, or our chatroom.

Since Comment Curtis was able to hop and skip across the country, bribing the most popular Entertainers with Macbooks to gain superficial acceptance—he obviously had money.  And since the uninteresting, unremarkable, unentertaining Entertainer managed to barge onto Streaming The Cube reading clunky passages of trademark law—his money obviously bought him power.

Less obvious is how and why a 21-year-old could spend so much cash in order to gain influence within Stickam’s community of users, ages 14 and up.  There are, after all, wiser investments than buying faggots like Matthew Lush a new computer.  What motivates someone with no artistic talent to create a young online fanbase?

Sure enough, damning evidence has emerged that the so-called “project Comment Curtis” was little more than a scheme to seduce young boys.  15-year-old Roman Nikoles recently sent StickyDrama screencaps of an erotic Skype video call in which Curtis had persuaded him to participate.

Roman contacted us after learning that Curtis had been sending out caps of Roman’s n00dz, taken later during the call.

Whereas StickyDrama has already reported a few sex crimes—such as those involving John Hock and Drew Deviation—never before has a Stickam Entertainer been caught “in flagrante delicto,” right in the act.  The images depict Curtis engaged in  “sexual exploitation of a child” as defined by USC 2251, a federal law addressing anyone who “persuades, induces, entices, or coerces any minor to engage in, or who has a minor assist any other person to engage in, any sexually explicit conduct outside of the United States.”  (Roman lives in Australia.)  Assuming Curtis also capped Roman and sent out his n00dz to others, he violated other statutes pertaining to the production and distribution of child pornography.

If convicted, Curtis risks large fines and imprisonment of “not less than 15 years nor more than 30 years.”   In November 2005, Mark Wayne Miller was arrested in Dayton, Ohio for persuading “minor-age girls to engage in sexually explicit conduct for him in front of webcams.”  He pled guilty to the sexual exploitation of children and was sentenced to 25 years in prison.

Despite his attempts to create a sponsor-friendly image, Curtis has also sent out his own n00dz to many, many people.  Recently he decided to end “project CommentCurtis” after extremely explicit photos of him were posted in our MyDrama section, shattering his wholesome facade.

It remains to be seen whether Stickam will continue to allow a demonstrated sexual predator future appearances on Streaming The Cube or at other company events.

http://www.stickam.com/curtis

http://stickam.com/romannikoles

As most of our readers are aware, our Gallery and MyDrama sections are up and running.  However, we still have some fine tuning to do.

Before making the final round of tweaks to our new sections (as well as the rest of the website) we will be reading your comments here and taking your suggestions into account.  If anything strikes us as a good idea, we’ll try to include them in our improvements.  Among the improvements and fixes we are already planning:

- increasing the resolution/size of StickyCam snapshots
- MyDrama Authors only see their own posts inside  the Admin panel
- fixing the comment button for Internet Explorer
- removing the Age Verification page from n00dz (there’s cock everywhere anyway)

Got more ideas?  Please post them here!

http://stickam.com/kikikannibal

Diana Chance, known on Stickam as the titty-flashing dildo-sucking camwhore Hot Mami, was arrested in the month of July for possession of crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia, according a local New Jersey Newspaper.

A reader sent StickyDrama a link to the Today’s Sunbeam, which named Ms. Chance as one of 57 persons arrested as part of a large police sweep in the city of Salem.  Page 4 of  the article reads, “Diana Chance, 28, of Swedesboro, was arrested for possession of cocaine, loitering to commit a controlled dangerous substance offense and possession of drug paraphernalia,” specifically 2 glass crackpipes and 4 blue baggies of crack.

All but certain this Diana Chance could only be our Diana Chance, StickyDrama made an effort to verify our suspicions.  Citing New Jersey’s Open Public Records Act (OPRA) we asked the Salem police department to provide documentation pertaining to the arrest; the police acquiesced in our request and faxed us a copy of her court summons.

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As luck would have it, Hot Mami went Live the other night while she was packing to leave her house.  (She is separating from her husband Von Chance, who got fed up with her crackhead bullshit.  On her YouTube account, she posted an image of Von having sex with a hooker whom Diana had in fact hired as part of her pay-per-view  Stickam sex shows.) On cam she tells her ride to come pick her up at 205 Westbrook Drive—the same address on her court summons.

The invisible yet nevertheless suckable Ownage Pranks didn’t let a golden opportunity go to waste.  He called her cellphone and confronted her with the newspaper article.  In addition to being a crack addict, Ms. Chance apparently is also a liar:  Slurring her speech throughout the call, she claimed not to “wememmba” any such arrest.  Later on, as others spammed the Sunbeam link in her Live, she declared that the the article appeared on a “fake site.”

CLICK TO HEAR HOT MAMI’S DENIALS

However several online sources cite the newspaper as having a daily circulation of over 10,000 readers.  And the very same publication reported when Ms. Chance burned down her family’s home in 2007 while cooking french fries.

The above court summons would not be the first evidence of Ms. Chance’s hardcore drug abuse, nor of her flimsy denials.  For months a video has circulated in which she heats up a substance in spoon and then injects it into her arm.

Ms. Chance later claimed the substance was medically prescribed Cortisone to ease pain in her arm.  And StickyDrama is the Queen of England.

http://stickam.com/hotmamix3

http://www.stickam.com/hotmamii

http://www.youtube.com/dianachancetv

StickyDrama loves saying “told you so.”  It’s right up there with rubbing lotion on Dennis Hegstad.  So it is with great pleasure that we post Kayvon Zand and Amor Hilton’s engagement announcement.

No word yet on a wedding date, but she’s got a ring on her finger and eating the booger off his, so it must be true love.  Wonder what the Zand Klan will look like in the next 9 months?

You heard it here first.

http://stickam.com/kayvon

http://stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

From the outset, StickyDrama knew that studpuppy Dennis Hegstad and asshole-flashing has-been Chris Crocker were never really dating. Dennis had assured us that it was all a publicity stunt.

But out of that dirty lie, some beautifully genuine drama sprouted. A week into their phony online romance, Crocker & Dennis met irl at Regina’s. The blonde tranny, whom witnesses described as “drunk,” tried to kiss the str8 cutie; Dennis refused and walked away. While he didn’t mind hugging for a picture, kissing a nasty cocksucker like Crocker was too much for his stomach to handle. Thereupon—and this detail was confirmed by Frankie Donjae and Tyler Wade, who were also present—thereupon, Crocker began yelling that Dennis was a “closet case” and that his girlfriend (who was also present) was a “bitch!”

Dennis and his girlfriend were highly offended and left immediately, as the humiliated Crocker was stewing in his tranny juices. Later, Dennis noticed that he had been removed from Crocker’s Top 8 on Myspace. Of the faggot’s behavior Dennis remarked:

Oh, and Crocker—ever rubbed Vaseline on Dennis’s body?  StickyDrama has. It was wonderful.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

Kiki Kannibal is officially the new Traci Lords.

Kiki’s first n00dz, in which she reveals her breasts—not to be confused with her second n00dz, in which she shows her pussy too—are being used on the commercial porn site Hardcrap.com and God only knows where else.

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StickyDrama has covered Kiki’s tits and blurred out the rest of the sleaze in order to maintain some minimal standard of decency on our Home page.

Needless to say, HardCrap’s use of Kiki’s n00dz is highly illegal under several American laws. Hardcrap is hosted by Techiemedia, a Maryland company.

Kiki’s present situation recalls former-pornstar-turned-B-actress Traci Lords. Ms. Lords made national headlines back in 1986, when the federal government discovered that she had starred in 100 pornographic films before she had even turned 18. Her first porno was produced when she was only 15 or 16 years old—Kiki’s age now.

FYI, Mama Kannibal: You’re a dumb cunt and a bad mother.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

Despite the best efforts of Stickam’s developers, Carb0n has found yet another vulnerability in the network which allows him to seize control of user sessions.

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While Stickam did manage to prevent his rickrolling and Flash porn injections, protecting host sessions has proven more problematic. This past weekend Carb0n again went on several kicking sprees in the most popular Stickam chatrooms. The above screencap is from Singles Chat; readers can download a 130 MB screen-recording of the entire event from Rapidshare:

http://rapidshare.com/files/140004333/FirefoxScreenSnapz002.mov.html

The recording clearly shows Singles Chat host [X] Raided struggling, without success, to regain control of his account as Carb0n kicked his room empty. Show N Tell and other popular chatrooms experienced similar attacks.

Carb0n plans on collaborating with his friend Rancid to take control of LIve hosts’ sessions as well. And guess who their target will be?

http://stick.carb0n.org

With short hair, Tommy Marie is a dead ringer for Stickam’s cutest Jew and biggest attention whore, Elliot Ben.

And if that’s not lulzy enough for you, check out Elliot’s old Myspace profile.

Guess that Jews, like wine, improve with age.

http://www.stickam.com/elliotben

http://www.myspace.com/elliotben

http://www.stickam.com/eekrachelmarie