Apparently Dakota Rose has a new boyfriend from the UK.

When Kiki decided to go live after her “long break” her and her sister got into a small argument about them spilling on each others personal lives. Kiki said something about there being a “Jack” guy and how Koti has only known him for 3 months and they seem very close. Koti got really pissed and just left. After Koti left, of course Kiki and her mom kept bickering back and forth about it. Great family, arent they? Anyways, I decided to do some snooping and I came across a guy on Koti’s formspring, coincidentally named Jack.

I thought you were against internet dating, Koti?

http://twitter.com/dakotakoti

http://www.myspace.com/simbasimbasimba

http://twitter.com/simbabrorly

Kris with a K, a tatted and sexy but otherwise worthless douchebag from Ohio who’s well-known both on Stickam and in LA’s scene, has for years been driving us crazy.  To be frank, we would suck anything and everything he put in front of our face.  Here’s why:

Like so many other delicious str8 boys, Kris hated where he lived.  He had fucked every girl in his little pissant town and needed someplace more cosmopolitan.  So when the studpuppy hit us up for a place to crash in LA, we were only too happy to oblige.  Kris wanted to move to LA permanently, immediately, and didn’t want to expend any more energy than absolutely necessary.  So he agreed to prance around half-naked for our amusement here at StickyHouse.

For a little while, everything was magical.  Kris was in the city he loved.  He partied at the trendiest clubs.  He dined at the best restaurants.  He was shown StickyDrama’s super-duper secret stash of n00dz of everybody who’s ever been on the Internet—including StickyDrama.  All this, and he only had to do something just a teensy-weensy little bit gay, only once a week, unless of course he wanted something extra special, in which case he had to do something extra gay.

But of course, some bitch had to fuck shit up.  They always do.  To be precise, this bitch right here:

Her name is Natalie, but in-the-know trolls might be more familiar with her from Kris’s Formspring as “baby momma.”  So called because the bitch says she’s pregnant.  With Kris’s baby.  And she was none too pleased that Kris was sharing his succulent bullet nipples with us.  In fact, she went off-the-charts ballistic.  It is not without a grimace that we recall her nonstop barrage of txts and phonecalls, demanding that he get the ass we were having a wonderful time kissing back home.

Now, despite earning his keep at StickyHouse, Kris is straight.  And the one downfall of all straight boys is that they are stupid.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  And Kris was so stupid, that he thought if he went back to Ohio and tried to raise the kid, things would be OK.  But apparently things weren’t OK, because last night Kris posted Natalie’s n00dz.

Maybe the trolls among you won’t think this is a big deal.  Posting an ex’s n00dz is de rigeur—required, as the French say.  However, posting the n00dz of the expectant mother of your own child strikes StickyDrama as about as lulzy as things get.  Far more lulziness, it should be added, than boys of his cuteness typically deliver.  (Have you ever seen Dennis Hegstad do something this funny?)  We asked Kris, whatever could have provoked him to such an extreme act?

So what’s next?  For starters, StickyDrama is fairly confident that we’re going to have Kris’s fuzzy blond ass in our face again.  Because now there’s some crazy pregnant stripper out for his blood, and he really needs to get back to safe and warm LA.

http://twitter.com/KrisWithAKBmx

http://twitter.com/natalie8604

Lady Gaga is undisputed patron saint of internet faggots everywhere.  But how much does it cost to be The Fame Monster so glamorized in her music videos?  Well for starters you need at least 30 million smackers to snatch this little pad in Bel Air where Lady Gaga shot most of her “Paparrazzi” video–probably more than even she herself could truly afford, despite her considerable wealth.

The “palatial French estate” is also notable for making Curbed LA’s “That’s Rather Rideous” list, owing to its palatial gaudiness.

The mansion’s location just off the intersection of Sunset Blvd and Hilgard Ave is fairly easy to reach by car or even the Metro Line 2 bus, which runs all along the entire length of Sunset Blvd.  But like most residences in Bel Air, the mansion and its grouds are hidden behind privacy hedges and a gate–the same gate that appears in her music video:

Fittingly, the mansion’s address is 10425 Revuelta Way, Los Angeles, CA 90077.  “Revuelta” is Spanish for “revolt.”

http://twitter.com/ladygaga

Tonight, we learn the fate of the internet’s most famous ginger, Copper Cab.

South Park seized the above video–which has over 4 million views–and made an impressive 3D spoof of it, replacing Copper Cab with a gingerfied Cartman.

No one knows whether the entire episode will be a swipe at Copper Cab, or whether that was done only for the commercial.  We’ll be watching to see how it turns out.

Thanks to the suckable DankDean for sending this tip in!

http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCab

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It made our day to learn that Angels Flight, a landmark funicular railway in the Bunker Hill district of downtown Los Angeles, has finally re-opened. Bunker Hill is the financial district containing most of downtown LA’s modern skyscrapers, including our beloved U.S. Bank Tower where Stickam is headquartered.

The historic railway had been closed ever since early 2001, when a car broke loose, rolled down Bunker Hill and smashed into another car at the bottom, killing one man and injuring several others. Celebrating crazy stupid shit like the re-opening of a killer trolley car is just another reason why we love living in downtown LA.

The railway is located near the intersection of 4th and Hill Streets, just two blocks from StickyHouse at 5th and Spring.

The Los Angeles Times

Kiki Kannibal hasn’t updated her Twitter, signed into her Stickam, or answered a Formspring question in five days.  The blonde teenager is Stickam’s top-ranked female Entertainer, leaving her not-so-many fans and her very very many haters wondering what’s up.

How long will her absence last?  Hopefully just a week or two, since she’s too conceited to give up these inherently narcissistic sites.

There are various rumors floating around that Kiki has checked into a hospital or some other form of treatment facility, an eating disorder being the most popular story.

http://kikikannibal.com

http://stickam.com/kikikannibal

http://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal

Recently we had the splendid occasion to catch Jake Wolf blabbing away about his ex-girlfriend Kiki Kannibal. Here’s what he had to say:

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Mama Kannibal, the floor is yours.

http://twitter.com/jakefuckingwolf

http://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal

On the fly, former Playboy producer and present owner of SHE LLC Nancy Goodwell cast Amor Hilton in a production about “cougars,” or older and usually wealthier women who have younger and usually not-so-wealthy boyfriends.  StickyDrama was accompanying the Scene Princess on one of her Xanax-charged shopping sprees about Hollywood.

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Amor strikes us as a tad young to be a cougar, but what the fuck–it’s television, right?

http://twitter.com/amorhilton

StickyDrama was taking the subway back home from Ikea with Amor Hilton and Parker Tammen, when guess who we bumped into!

Pretty Nicki, the voluptuous 27ish-year-old single mother who’s probably having a whole lot of fun with Cody Collier, known by his online sobriquets Too Live and coll1er. While Cody has been laying low for a year or two, at the zenith of his online notoriety he hacked the bejesus out of Stickam; and he was even associated with the infamous Comcast hack for which teenage hacker Defiant was indicted.

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“You know we’re not dating, right,” Nicki blurted out immediately after we asked Cody’s age, without our asking anything about whomever anyone was dating.  Hmmm.  Let’s pull a still frame from that exact moment, just for lulz:

Off-camera, she continued that they were just friends. *Snort!*  Right.  Because you know how many 17-year-old boys have nothing better to do with their weekend than take their 28-year-old friend’s 4-year-old kid out for a trainride.  (We have blurred her child’s face out of the video.)  Well that’s probably for the best, since any sexual relationship between the two would be statutory rape in California, where the age of consent is 18 years old.

Cody, meanwhile, said he’s now living in LA, presumably so he can give Nicki’s kid trainrides all the time.  Isn’t that gentlemanly of him?

http://stickam.com/nicki

http://twitter.com/prettynicki

http://stickam.com/hacker

http://twitter.com/coll1er