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What more lulzy antics can we expect from Myspace’s sexiest bad-boy, Hilton Suicide? 
For a sneak-preview, we have but to watch these disgraceful screen-recordings of John Hock. Readers submitted all these light-hearted clips, which have nothing in common besides portraying the former “King of Stickam” as a pathetic Princess among lol-cows.
See her Majesty:
- feign outrage at the suggestion she is interested in underage girls
- take a huge bong rip, and then immediately plug “Picture Your Prize”
- cry like a baby to Andy after a rogue mod kicked her Live empty
- rub up against Chris Crocker’s hard tranny cock
- eloquently describe “a certain vagina” she wants to fuck
- set her back yard on fire
- randomly pull out her testicles
Oh Adam! We certainly hope there’ll be no logo covering “Hilton’s” bawlz.
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Brookiecakes said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:48 am
HAHA That is ME he is talking to for the first 2 minutes. HAHAHAHA ME FTW! [Used to be BmxBrookie but switched my stream name to Brookiecakes. kthx] Wow, I feel like a tool now hahaha Then the 3rd person he is bitching about changed his stream name to Meagan Sarah to gain a “mod” status… then kicked everyone. That was kinda funny.
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 am
brookie, don’t feel like a tool, ok? if anyone should feel like a tool, it should be john.
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:32 am
Wait, but Amy Whinehouse has talent, and John doesn’t. But still. lol
poopoo_sniffer said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
haha he talked about me twice when i kicked everyone out and then again when i called the cops on hes bon fire anas he sits here and states that it wasent me it was hes “”neighbors”" sucha liar hahaha he knows it was me i got proof!
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am
haa i think its hilarious what John does, better than TV. roflrolol
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am
This isn;t “news”. This is lame. Stop grasping for nothing just to fill space. I think sticky madly wants John and can’t have him. That’s why the weird obsession. StickyFail!
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
rofl i fucking love john hock hes the reason i’m on stickam
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
John Rocks!!!! We love you John! Don’t worry about the haters. They are just jealous!
DeAnna DeArsonist said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
im so jealous of john hock. i want to have sex with underage girls too, just like him. and i want to get on cam and make a complete ass out of myself just like him. john hock is my idol.
Anonymous said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
LOL @ JOHN! He’s so funny! Live your life to the fullest!
hah! said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Oh god, something about that bong toke, I dont get it. I fcking laugh everytime HAHAHAH
J.A. said,
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Am I the only one that thinks Hilton Suicide looks just like Adam Paranoia
ashley said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
why is he still physically attractive? and i love the laugh at the end.
bryanmuthafuckinparker said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 am
omg the end of that clip was so sexy. i fucking love john hock he is so beautiful. <3 i wish he would marry me.
Airreall said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 am
Omg, He’s so not worth wasting 9mins+ on. John Hock spends the majority of his time on cam telling other people what they should do.
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 am
‘Am I the only one that thinks Hilton Suicide looks just like Adam Paranoia’
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 am
What a laugh, oh my god
5h0ck3r409[bulbasaur] said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:27 am
shit if i bang my girl friend imma be going down the path john took. cept for one diffrence i meet girls IRL, not off the Intranet….. >.> <.<
rachael said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:59 am
the anonymous waaaay up there has got sticky figured out i recon.
Jules! said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 am
Ohai, I’m John Hock and I get pay for being a faggot on cam.
Gopher. said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
You haters just make John more popular, especially stickydrama lol props to you all you haters
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
LOL @ the “amor and kayvon” thing she was also with Tiny Vessels, aka Rory
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
What happened with Kayvon & Amor? I thought they hated each other long before she dated John?
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Agreed with above. It’s sad when sticky has nothing to write about so he posts this stupid stuff about John. Who cares. + Amor is a hooooooker. John is way better without her nasty trap. ewwww!
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
amor flew to new york to see him. i believe she’s still there now
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Amor is a cheap tramp who thinks she’s so glam. lolololololol
TRUTH REVEALED said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
BEFORE AMOR CHANGED HER NAME FROM NICOLE FRIEND TO AMOR HILTON, LOST 200 POUNDS, AND GOT HER NOSE JOB: http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00768/05/20/768540250_l.jpg
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Why is this funny? Go to 4chon if you find this funny you fucking underage b& faggots.
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
What a shitty bong dude, I’d rather smoke out of a fucking can.
Anonymous said,
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
RULE 1 AND 2 FGT. you are the cancer. also it’s CHAN not CHON
Anonymous said,
August 24th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Anon from 11:18 pm. YOU ARE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ GTFO INTERNETZ.
Anon V said,
August 24th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Can someone hax his account and delete all his friends plox. That will get that faggot crying again.
Anonymous said,
August 24th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I just lol’d cuz I ended up on Hilton’s top…Lol. There I go again.
StickyDrama.com said,
August 25th, 2008 at 1:53 am
[...] been asked several times for the uncensored video of John Hock’s balls, after we posted the censored version on our Home page and our YouTube account. Your wish is [...]
Anonymous said,
August 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I think Nicole Armani is pretty and has a heart of gold,shes hella funny too. I feel sorry for her, no wonder she wont go see him lol
Ashley[xVx] said,
August 25th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
i wish he would have poured the gas on himself and we could have watched his face melt off. :}
lol said,
February 6th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
http://stickydrama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hockrape.mov because she wasn’t 14… Respond To This Topic |
