To Be Announced: Coming out party for Andrew Bisante…

BISANTE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!

Here at the Center For Lollatology (CFL), we seem to get an extreme kick out of Andrew Bisante’s big goofy gay ass.  Of course we’d rather be delicately rimming it, but laughing will have to suffice for the time being.  Especially given the astonishingly tight cyber chastity-belt he has furnished for himself.  Someone like Bisante who is such a tightass will simply provoke this type of public rabble till saucy n00dz abound.

Many people have been launching private investigations lately into the deep dark annals of Bisante’s mysterious closet.  The CFL previously released an article about Bisante’s bad business dealings with hocking ‘merch’ relentlessly upon his viewers, which he amusingly refers to as fans.  The CFL has now learned more interesting factoids on the dealings of Bisante.

Not only is Bisante notorious for asking girls for n00dz without any notion of returning the favor, but he also likes to break sweet, innocent girls’ hearts.  Poor Emily, also known on the interwebs as Girl, fell for Bisante’s charms.  He frequently professed his love for her and even stated he would die for her over the course of 2+ months.  They would stay up late nights have cam-chats till the wee hours of the morning.

Ladies & Faggots, do not be fooled by the veneer of boyish good looks as the caps above from some of Girl’s late night love-chats with Bisante appear to show.  Inside Mr Bisante resides a dark heart.  There are even rumors that he shoots chunky oily-black loads of semen to match his heart.

Yesterday – Saturday – was sweet Girl’s birthday, and Andrew brought his present to the now 15-year old:  He told her they needed to see other people.  No worthwhile explanation for her, he was simply ready to move on and promptly abandoned his internet chew-toy.  Girl was left baffled and distraught with friends comforting her on her birthday.  Well Girl, allow us to help you do some calculations.

Bisante awards his top friend spot to none other than the now infamous wannabe CommentCurtis (who’s asshole can be seen now on every page of sitckydrama with the flashy new banner) whom we recently discovered in Sticky’s fabulous expose’ enjoys watching young boys coax juicy cum-shots out of their penis for his bribes of macintosh goodies.  Could Bisante have fallen prey to Curtis earning his nice shiny macbook as seen in the caps above?  Many have questioned their true relationship.  And Bisante’s true orientation.

Just yesterday, in Bisante’s live, before he banned the CFL permanently from his room (when we only wanted to be frans), many witnessed Bisante’s extreme defensiveness when someone shortened his name from ‘bisante’ to ‘bi’.  He even started kicking people for writing it.  (So be sure to call him that from now on.)

The defensiveness only led to further speculation of him trying to play the straight game in order to keep teeming crowds of girls in his room earning the live views and subscribers which we have seen him come to covet in full-fledged Gollum fashion.

So is Bisante straight?  Many behind the scenes in close relationships with Bisante have reasons to believe otherwise.  His frequent terms of endearment with other boys of stickam and MANY rumors and allegations surrounding his all too chummy/cummy relationship with Gillan Hoss with whom Bisante is also said to have very late night cam-chats with.  Even the token-faggot in Bisante’s room, Paul Skinny, has admitted to seeing Bisante in the buff.

Bisante has been bragging constantly behind the scenes about Stickam trying sooooooooo long to fly him for free to LA to have his big gay ass on Streaming the Cube.  Yes Bisante, where will Streaming the Cube be without you?!?!?!  We suggest keeping your faggot-ass in Canada until your ready to wear the rainbow colors with pride and stop leaving heart-broken girls like Emily in your wake.

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