11 Jul |
Faker than fake!in 'memba them?, Adam Paranoia, MyDrama, Myspace, Ownage Pranks, n00dz |
As I got smart and knew that a lot of efame people would use their names or youtube/stickam screen names as their AOL/AIM/Yahoo screen names. People hate remembering different names, So they set them all the same! So I added a few efame people I liked on all four of my messengers. To My surprise, One logged in today!
Lucas Cruikshank. Most famous for his youtube character “Fred”
[www.youtube.com/fred]
[www.youtube.com/lucas] When the converstion turned down a sex road, I than knew it was a poser. So I just played it off.
Josh (7/10/2009 1:19:15 AM): Hey Lucas
lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:19:28 AM): hey Josh (7/10/2009 1:19:42 AM): How are you? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:19:49 AM): haha i’m good you Josh (7/10/2009 1:20:27 AM): Im great! Thanks for asking! Other than the heat outside.. Josh (7/10/2009 1:20:39 AM): I like it to be around 70ish degress. Not 95!! Josh (7/10/2009 1:20:51 AM): degrees* lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:21:12 AM): haha i’m in nyc Josh (7/10/2009 1:21:26 AM): Oh are you? What are you doing up there? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:21:54 AM): i’m seeing billy elliott and in the heights
Josh (7/10/2009 1:22:13 AM): I love the movie Billy Elliott. Its so heart warming. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:22:45 AM): i’ve never seen it lol, but i heard the broadway one is amazing Josh (7/10/2009 1:23:15 AM): I’ve only seen one musical on broadway. That would be Marry Poppins. I would never recommend buying tickets, Unless you just wanted to have something to do. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:24:13 AM): i’ve seen hairspray, guys and dolls, and gypsy Josh (7/10/2009 1:26:11 AM): Sorry about that. My internet died! Anyways, I heard they were taking Hairspray off broadway! And replacing it with a musical just called “hair” lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:26:55 AM): oh yes i believe it is touring the country now…or maybe it’s over. but yes it is off broadway, and there is a musical named hair lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:27:04 AM): i dont think it’s the same premise though. Josh (7/10/2009 1:27:23 AM): Oh, I agree. Josh (7/10/2009 1:27:43 AM): Your a pretty busy person now, Arnt you? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:29:23 AM): ha quite lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:30:25 AM): and it’s summer too Josh (7/10/2009 1:30:42 AM): Oh I enjoy the free time I get during summer! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:31:16 AM): yeah so do i, but i’m busy. i’m heading back to home in a few days, and then i’m off to visit my cousins Josh (7/10/2009 1:31:55 AM): Travel, Travel, TRAVEL! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:32:06 AM): are you going anywhere this summer Josh (7/10/2009 1:33:01 AM): My grandparents own a place in Florida. Near Fort Myers. My mother and I, Along with my grandma will be going there for two whole weeks! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:34:46 AM): ooh sweet! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:39:24 AM): i’m going to bed now, i have to get up early tomorrow! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:40:11 AM): oh Josh i have a little question Josh (7/10/2009 1:43:23 AM): Oh yeah! Josh (7/10/2009 1:43:27 AM): Sorry, I was on the telephone. Josh (7/10/2009 1:43:39 AM): Yeah, Ask. Anything. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:44:04 AM): are you gay…no offense i am just wondering Josh (7/10/2009 1:44:11 AM): Yeah. Im gay. Josh (7/10/2009 1:44:17 AM): What made you think that? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:44:36 AM): hah cause no other guy has talked to me Josh (7/10/2009 1:45:20 AM): Oh no! Dont get the wrong idea! Im not talking to you because I have a crush on you. You are a very cute person but I dont get attached to guys easy. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:45:57 AM): haha oh no i’m not asking cause i dont like gays lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:46:04 AM): i’m just lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:46:09 AM): curious, myself…you knowA? Josh (7/10/2009 1:46:26 AM): You dont like gays? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:46:43 AM): no i’m curious Josh (7/10/2009 1:46:57 AM): Im here for anything. What are you curious about? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:47:30 AM): like my sexualityyy Josh (7/10/2009 1:47:47 AM): What kind of feelings are you experiancing? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:48:13 AM): i dunno i just like, dont know if i like guys or not, lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:48:18 AM): you know? Josh (7/10/2009 1:49:15 AM): I never knew I was gay until I was in the eight grade. And then again, I was in denial. Josh (7/10/2009 1:49:28 AM): Im currently a senior. Starting this year. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:47 AM): have you…done it before? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:50 AM): not to be rude lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:53 AM): you dont have to answer lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:57 AM): sorry it was really rude to ask! Josh (7/10/2009 1:51:37 AM): Oh no! umm. Its funny that you ask, Because I just recently did. Now, You should think of yourself as being lucky because I dont talk about my personal life with anyone. However, I want to help you. So Yes, I have. I have never like took it from a guy and Ive never gave it. But I have done oral. To my best friend Joe. Just once. For like 60 seconds. This past weekend. Josh (7/10/2009 1:52:28 AM): There was my sisters best friend. Shane. Me and him tried doing things.. Josh (7/10/2009 1:52:50 AM): but When he tried giving it to me. I was still a virgin, So it was hard to do like put it in. So It didnt happen. Josh (7/10/2009 1:53:28 AM): Are you still there? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:53:37 AM): yes, i was just taking it all in Josh (7/10/2009 1:53:45 AM): Oh. ha! Josh (7/10/2009 1:53:50 AM): I get impatient. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:53:52 AM): so you’ve only done oral? Josh (7/10/2009 1:54:10 AM): yeah. but like I said, I tried taking it. but it just couldnt happen. Josh (7/10/2009 1:54:31 AM): I think about it. Often. I believe it would feel good. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:54:41 AM): it wasn’t in at all? Josh (7/10/2009 1:55:21 AM): Oh heavens no. Im not so sure if thats because ive never done it before, Or if because I didnt want it. Or maybe I was just tense. Josh (7/10/2009 1:55:26 AM): I think I was just a little scared. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:55:48 AM): but oral: did you swallow Josh (7/10/2009 1:56:22 AM): Joe never released anything. He stopped me before he could. Shane, Did release, but in his hand. So no, Ive never swallowed Josh (7/10/2009 1:56:37 AM): Am I helping? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:57:06 AM): yes you are haha lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:57:25 AM): well i want to try stuff Josh (7/10/2009 1:57:36 AM): Like what kind of stuff? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:05 AM): i dunno well lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:10 AM): i have like lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:28 AM): kissed a guy, and seen his stuff but i want to do stuff with it? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:39 AM): and i like this girl too but i’m just confused Josh (7/10/2009 1:59:03 AM): can I brb in 3 mins? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:59:36 AM): ya Josh (7/10/2009 2:01:26 AM): Okay. Thanks for holding! I was on the phone! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:01:38 AM): haha its ok Josh (7/10/2009 2:01:49 AM): Im always here. Im not always online, But Im a text-a-holic. Josh (7/10/2009 2:01:55 AM): But back to this girl.. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:02:07 AM): and/or guy too Josh (7/10/2009 2:03:20 AM): So do you thinky you just want sex from the guy. Or just want to see if you would like it. Or do you want to just be loved? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:03:54 AM): well all three lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:04:01 AM): but not sex sex yet Josh (7/10/2009 2:04:15 AM): Like oral and kissing? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:04:23 AM): not kissing i’ve already done that lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:04:35 AM): but like oral and fingeringgg Josh (7/10/2009 2:04:52 AM): with the guy? Josh (7/10/2009 2:05:42 AM): I wish I could help you on your desire to have sex. Is this the same guy you kissed? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:06:02 AM): yeah Josh (7/10/2009 2:06:23 AM): So you know he likes guys also? Do you just want to know how to sorta make the move? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:06:38 AM): yeah Josh (7/10/2009 2:07:40 AM): When I met bradley, We were just friends, And still are. But when we started kissing. I would play with his nipple. They old saying is, That when you lick a guys nipple. Josh (7/10/2009 2:07:45 AM): they cant feel anything. Josh (7/10/2009 2:07:52 AM): So I just sorta started moving down.. Josh (7/10/2009 2:08:10 AM): his chest. Than started playing with him, Through his jeans Josh (7/10/2009 2:08:15 AM): and then just unzipped them and did it. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:08:25 AM): well i want him to finger meeee lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:08:34 AM): i’ve done it on myself and its really fun haha lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:08:36 AM): what about you Josh (7/10/2009 2:08:56 AM): Ive never done it to myself..No. lol Josh (7/10/2009 2:09:27 AM): Are you getting tired? Because I hope not! I want to help out as much as possible lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:09:33 AM): no i’m awake Josh (7/10/2009 2:09:51 AM): oh okay! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:17 AM): and i feel that i dont play with myself enough though…but i dont want to cause i dont know about it lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:25 AM): it’s just weird, you know to be like stroking yourself? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:32 AM): ughhh it so irritiating lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:40 AM): i just feel like people are watchingme when i do do it Josh (7/10/2009 2:10:52 AM): Do you have your own room? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:11:09 AM): no i have to share it Josh (7/10/2009 2:11:17 AM): ugh. No way. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:11:29 AM): remember i have 2 brothers and 5 sisters lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:11:34 AM): compromises have to be made Josh (7/10/2009 2:11:36 AM): No. I dont remember. lol Josh (7/10/2009 2:11:48 AM): Im not a crazy maniac fan. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:12:07 AM): hah ok Josh (7/10/2009 2:12:31 AM): but I do enjoy laughing to your videos. Anyways.. The shower is a good place to do it. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:13:18 AM): i have done it a few time there before lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:13:47 AM): times* Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:02 AM): Thats what I would do. Since you dont have your own room. Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:14 AM): As to making a move on the guy. Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:21 AM): Just use your insinct. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:14:23 AM): haha i do though now… Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:32 AM): instinct* lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:14:42 AM): i was with my brothers int he hotel but they both went off to my mom’s room Josh (7/10/2009 2:15:14 AM): Arnt you chatting to a bunch of other people? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:15:20 AM): only you! Josh (7/10/2009 2:15:23 AM): no way! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:15:29 AM): i stopped talking to everyone else lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:15:36 AM): i was sick of all this “is it really you” Josh (7/10/2009 2:15:52 AM): Josh (7/10/2009 2:16:35 AM): I could care less if it was you or not who you say you are. I just love helping anyone in need. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:16:53 AM): no it really is me! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:17:04 AM): i promise! Josh (7/10/2009 2:17:14 AM): egh. Twitter? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:17:19 AM): ? Josh (7/10/2009 2:18:13 AM): I guess for all those people who ask if its really you. You could do a twitter update. I would say, Watch this “I will twitter the word Cheeseburger” Than I guess when they see that you did that update. They will know its you. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:20:21 AM): i think i’m heading off to bed now derekk Josh (7/10/2009 2:20:33 AM): Do you text? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:20:54 AM): yah but my phone is in my mom’s room…she took it from me tonight Josh (7/10/2009 2:21:01 AM): Why? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:21:10 AM): cause i yelled at my sister hahahaha Josh (7/10/2009 2:21:28 AM): I can program your number in. Than text you. When you get your phone back. Just check your inbox and save my number? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:21:34 AM): i’ll text you when i get it though. whats your number? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:21:40 AM): mine is 585 410 2314 Josh (7/10/2009 2:22:20 AM): 585 is a NY area code. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:22:40 AM): its a gophone cause i left my actual one in nebraska Josh (7/10/2009 2:22:58 AM): What is a gophone? lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:23:11 AM): like the ones you buy with prepaid minutes lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:23:21 AM): i just bought one from verizon with like 80 minutes lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:23:26 AM): it’s pay as you go? Josh (7/10/2009 2:23:50 AM): Whats your other number. I can text that one also. lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:24:06 AM): 308 857 1318 Josh (7/10/2009 2:24:25 AM): I will text them both. lucscruikshank (7/10/2009 2:24:33 AM): kk lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:24:56 AM): bye Josh, and thanks for everything Josh (7/10/2009 2:25:37 AM): When I texted the 308. It was disconnected. Josh (7/10/2009 2:25:45 AM): my text sent back a error code lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:25:58 AM): ? really? Josh (7/10/2009 2:26:01 AM): yeah! lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:26:12 AM): idk whats wrong lucascruikshank signed out (7/10/2009 2:26:19 AM) As Im sure, You already called the numbers and you now know that a celebrity like him would not leave his phone at home. So they are fake. Atleas the 308 one is. I dont know about the 585. I didnt call it, I knew it was a fake person. A person like him He would either A) have it UPS over night or B) not worry about it. He wouldnt buy a “gophone” **FYI, I knew what a go phone was** Faker than fake!
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