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As I got smart and knew that a lot of efame people would use their names or youtube/stickam screen names as their AOL/AIM/Yahoo screen names. People hate remembering different names, So they set them all the same! So I added a few efame people I liked on all four of my messengers. To My surprise, One logged in today!

Lucas Cruikshank. Most famous for his youtube character “Fred”
[www.youtube.com/fred]

[www.youtube.com/lucas]

When the converstion turned down a sex road, I than knew it was a poser. So I just played it off.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:19:15 AM): Hey Lucas

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:19:28 AM): hey

Josh (7/10/2009 1:19:42 AM): How are you?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:19:49 AM): haha i’m good you

Josh (7/10/2009 1:20:27 AM): Im great! Thanks for asking! Other than the heat outside..

Josh (7/10/2009 1:20:39 AM): I like it to be around 70ish degress. Not 95!!

Josh (7/10/2009 1:20:51 AM): degrees*

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:21:12 AM): haha i’m in nyc

Josh (7/10/2009 1:21:26 AM): Oh are you? What are you doing up there?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:21:54 AM): i’m seeing billy elliott and in the heights

Josh (7/10/2009 1:22:13 AM): I love the movie Billy Elliott. Its so heart warming.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:22:45 AM): i’ve never seen it lol, but i heard the broadway one is amazing

Josh (7/10/2009 1:23:15 AM): I’ve only seen one musical on broadway. That would be Marry Poppins. I would never recommend buying tickets, Unless you just wanted to have something to do.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:24:13 AM): i’ve seen hairspray, guys and dolls, and gypsy

Josh (7/10/2009 1:26:11 AM): Sorry about that. My internet died! Anyways, I heard they were taking Hairspray off broadway! And replacing it with a musical just called “hair”

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:26:55 AM): oh yes i believe it is touring the country now…or maybe it’s over. but yes it is off broadway, and there is a musical named hair

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:27:04 AM): i dont think it’s the same premise though.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:27:23 AM): Oh, I agree.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:27:43 AM): Your a pretty busy person now, Arnt you?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:29:23 AM): ha quite

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:30:25 AM): and it’s summer too

Josh (7/10/2009 1:30:42 AM): Oh I enjoy the free time I get during summer!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:31:16 AM): yeah so do i, but i’m busy. i’m heading back to home in a few days, and then i’m off to visit my cousins

Josh (7/10/2009 1:31:55 AM): Travel, Travel, TRAVEL!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:32:06 AM): are you going anywhere this summer

Josh (7/10/2009 1:33:01 AM): My grandparents own a place in Florida. Near Fort Myers. My mother and I, Along with my grandma will be going there for two whole weeks!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:34:46 AM): ooh sweet!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:39:24 AM): i’m going to bed now, i have to get up early tomorrow!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:40:11 AM): oh Josh i have a little question

Josh (7/10/2009 1:43:23 AM): Oh yeah!

Josh (7/10/2009 1:43:27 AM): Sorry, I was on the telephone.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:43:39 AM): Yeah, Ask. Anything.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:44:04 AM): are you gay…no offense i am just wondering

Josh (7/10/2009 1:44:11 AM): Yeah. Im gay.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:44:17 AM): What made you think that?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:44:36 AM): hah cause no other guy has talked to me

Josh (7/10/2009 1:45:20 AM): Oh no! Dont get the wrong idea! Im not talking to you because I have a crush on you. You are a very cute person but I dont get attached to guys easy.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:45:57 AM): haha oh no i’m not asking cause i dont like gays

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:46:04 AM): i’m just

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:46:09 AM): curious, myself…you knowA?

Josh (7/10/2009 1:46:26 AM): You dont like gays?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:46:43 AM): no i’m curious

Josh (7/10/2009 1:46:57 AM): Im here for anything. What are you curious about?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:47:30 AM): like my sexualityyy

Josh (7/10/2009 1:47:47 AM): What kind of feelings are you experiancing?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:48:13 AM): i dunno i just like, dont know if i like guys or not,

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:48:18 AM): you know?

Josh (7/10/2009 1:49:15 AM): I never knew I was gay until I was in the eight grade. And then again, I was in denial.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:49:28 AM): Im currently a senior. Starting this year.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:47 AM): have you…done it before?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:50 AM): not to be rude

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:53 AM): you dont have to answer

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:49:57 AM): sorry it was really rude to ask!

Josh (7/10/2009 1:51:37 AM): Oh no! umm. Its funny that you ask, Because I just recently did. Now, You should think of yourself as being lucky because I dont talk about my personal life with anyone. However, I want to help you. So Yes, I have. I have never like took it from a guy and Ive never gave it. But I have done oral. To my best friend Joe. Just once. For like 60 seconds. This past weekend.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:52:28 AM): There was my sisters best friend. Shane. Me and him tried doing things..

Josh (7/10/2009 1:52:50 AM): but When he tried giving it to me. I was still a virgin, So it was hard to do like put it in. So It didnt happen.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:53:28 AM): Are you still there?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:53:37 AM): yes, i was just taking it all in

Josh (7/10/2009 1:53:45 AM): Oh. ha!

Josh (7/10/2009 1:53:50 AM): I get impatient.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:53:52 AM): so you’ve only done oral?

Josh (7/10/2009 1:54:10 AM): yeah. but like I said, I tried taking it. but it just couldnt happen.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:54:31 AM): I think about it. Often. I believe it would feel good.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:54:41 AM): it wasn’t in at all?

Josh (7/10/2009 1:55:21 AM): Oh heavens no. Im not so sure if thats because ive never done it before, Or if because I didnt want it. Or maybe I was just tense.

Josh (7/10/2009 1:55:26 AM): I think I was just a little scared.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:55:48 AM): but oral: did you swallow

Josh (7/10/2009 1:56:22 AM): Joe never released anything. He stopped me before he could. Shane, Did release, but in his hand. So no, Ive never swallowed

Josh (7/10/2009 1:56:37 AM): Am I helping?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:57:06 AM): yes you are haha

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:57:25 AM): well i want to try stuff

Josh (7/10/2009 1:57:36 AM): Like what kind of stuff?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:05 AM): i dunno well

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:10 AM): i have like

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:28 AM): kissed a guy, and seen his stuff but i want to do stuff with it?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:58:39 AM): and i like this girl too but i’m just confused

Josh (7/10/2009 1:59:03 AM): can I brb in 3 mins?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 1:59:36 AM): ya

Josh (7/10/2009 2:01:26 AM): Okay. Thanks for holding! I was on the phone!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:01:38 AM): haha its ok

Josh (7/10/2009 2:01:49 AM): Im always here. Im not always online, But Im a text-a-holic.

Josh (7/10/2009 2:01:55 AM): But back to this girl..

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:02:07 AM): and/or guy too

Josh (7/10/2009 2:03:20 AM): So do you thinky you just want sex from the guy. Or just want to see if you would like it. Or do you want to just be loved?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:03:54 AM): well all three

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:04:01 AM): but not sex sex yet

Josh (7/10/2009 2:04:15 AM): Like oral and kissing?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:04:23 AM): not kissing i’ve already done that

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:04:35 AM): but like oral and fingeringgg

Josh (7/10/2009 2:04:52 AM): with the guy?

Josh (7/10/2009 2:05:42 AM): I wish I could help you on your desire to have sex. Is this the same guy you kissed?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:06:02 AM): yeah

Josh (7/10/2009 2:06:23 AM): So you know he likes guys also? Do you just want to know how to sorta make the move?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:06:38 AM): yeah

Josh (7/10/2009 2:07:40 AM): When I met bradley, We were just friends, And still are. But when we started kissing. I would play with his nipple. They old saying is, That when you lick a guys nipple.

Josh (7/10/2009 2:07:45 AM): they cant feel anything.

Josh (7/10/2009 2:07:52 AM): So I just sorta started moving down..

Josh (7/10/2009 2:08:10 AM): his chest. Than started playing with him, Through his jeans

Josh (7/10/2009 2:08:15 AM): and then just unzipped them and did it.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:08:25 AM): well i want him to finger meeee

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:08:34 AM): i’ve done it on myself and its really fun haha

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:08:36 AM): what about you

Josh (7/10/2009 2:08:56 AM): Ive never done it to myself..No. lol

Josh (7/10/2009 2:09:27 AM): Are you getting tired? Because I hope not! I want to help out as much as possible

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:09:33 AM): no i’m awake

Josh (7/10/2009 2:09:51 AM): oh okay!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:17 AM): and i feel that i dont play with myself enough though…but i dont want to cause i dont know about it

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:25 AM): it’s just weird, you know to be like stroking yourself?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:32 AM): ughhh it so irritiating

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:10:40 AM): i just feel like people are watchingme when i do do it

Josh (7/10/2009 2:10:52 AM): Do you have your own room?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:11:09 AM): no i have to share it

Josh (7/10/2009 2:11:17 AM): ugh. No way.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:11:29 AM): remember i have 2 brothers and 5 sisters

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:11:34 AM): compromises have to be made

Josh (7/10/2009 2:11:36 AM): No. I dont remember. lol

Josh (7/10/2009 2:11:48 AM): Im not a crazy maniac fan.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:12:07 AM): hah ok

Josh (7/10/2009 2:12:31 AM): but I do enjoy laughing to your videos. Anyways.. The shower is a good place to do it.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:13:18 AM): i have done it a few time there before

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:13:47 AM): times*

Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:02 AM): Thats what I would do. Since you dont have your own room.

Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:14 AM): As to making a move on the guy.

Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:21 AM): Just use your insinct.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:14:23 AM): haha i do though now…

Josh (7/10/2009 2:14:32 AM): instinct*

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:14:42 AM): i was with my brothers int he hotel but they both went off to my mom’s room

Josh (7/10/2009 2:15:14 AM): Arnt you chatting to a bunch of other people?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:15:20 AM): only you!

Josh (7/10/2009 2:15:23 AM): no way!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:15:29 AM): i stopped talking to everyone else

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:15:36 AM): i was sick of all this “is it really you”

Josh (7/10/2009 2:15:52 AM):

Josh (7/10/2009 2:16:35 AM): I could care less if it was you or not who you say you are. I just love helping anyone in need.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:16:53 AM): no it really is me!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:17:04 AM): i promise!

Josh (7/10/2009 2:17:14 AM): egh. Twitter?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:17:19 AM): ?

Josh (7/10/2009 2:18:13 AM): I guess for all those people who ask if its really you. You could do a twitter update. I would say, Watch this “I will twitter the word Cheeseburger” Than I guess when they see that you did that update. They will know its you.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:20:21 AM): i think i’m heading off to bed now derekk

Josh (7/10/2009 2:20:33 AM): Do you text?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:20:54 AM): yah but my phone is in my mom’s room…she took it from me tonight

Josh (7/10/2009 2:21:01 AM): Why?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:21:10 AM): cause i yelled at my sister hahahaha

Josh (7/10/2009 2:21:28 AM): I can program your number in. Than text you. When you get your phone back. Just check your inbox and save my number?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:21:34 AM): i’ll text you when i get it though. whats your number?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:21:40 AM): mine is 585 410 2314

Josh (7/10/2009 2:22:20 AM): 585 is a NY area code.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:22:40 AM): its a gophone cause i left my actual one in nebraska

Josh (7/10/2009 2:22:58 AM): What is a gophone?

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:23:11 AM): like the ones you buy with prepaid minutes

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:23:21 AM): i just bought one from verizon with like 80 minutes

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:23:26 AM): it’s pay as you go?

Josh (7/10/2009 2:23:50 AM): Whats your other number. I can text that one also.

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:24:06 AM): 308 857 1318

Josh (7/10/2009 2:24:25 AM): I will text them both.

lucscruikshank (7/10/2009 2:24:33 AM): kk

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:24:56 AM): bye Josh, and thanks for everything

Josh (7/10/2009 2:25:37 AM): When I texted the 308. It was disconnected.

Josh (7/10/2009 2:25:45 AM): my text sent back a error code

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:25:58 AM): ? really?

Josh (7/10/2009 2:26:01 AM): yeah!

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:26:12 AM): idk whats wrong

lucascruikshank signed out (7/10/2009 2:26:19 AM)

As Im sure, You already called the numbers and you now know that a celebrity like him would not leave his phone at home. So they are fake. Atleas the 308 one is. I dont know about the  585. I didnt call it, I knew it was a fake person. A person like him He would either A) have it UPS over night or B) not worry about it. He wouldnt buy a “gophone”     **FYI, I knew what a go phone was**

Faker than fake!

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shamwow said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Really, there is no need to post this shit. No one is going to read all of that, no one gives two fucks what this post is about. Just delete it.

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Hey0oxjon said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

wow way to long
way to pointless
way to non attention grabbing.

fucking fail.

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Bebee said, July 11th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

tl;dr

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jocelynFAWk said, July 11th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

OMFG REALLY!? YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE?!

For no one to fucking care. This is a waste of my life.

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Anonymous said, July 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

I’m on a forum that has a chat box open for anyone [you don't have to be a registered member to post in the chat box] and a character named “fred” had been spamming it lately until I threw the banhammer at him. I wonder if it was the same person?

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o said, July 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Care=zero

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Anonymous said, July 11th, 2009 at 11:02 pm

it’s a fake because he DOES have his phone, and it’s a blackberry.

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oo said, July 12th, 2009 at 1:47 am

^^shit, you actually read this post?

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Anonymous said, July 12th, 2009 at 3:09 am

weeeelllllllllllllll. anyone want a drink?

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KC said, July 12th, 2009 at 4:05 am

I skimmed. that was lame and I feel like I wasted about 2 minutes of time that I could have used doing something productive…like taking over the world or ruining lives or something.
I want my 2 minutes back.

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Charming. said, July 12th, 2009 at 4:53 am

GREAT WALL OF TEXT.

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Anonymous said, July 12th, 2009 at 5:17 am

stop posting stupid shit

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LukeDizzle said, July 12th, 2009 at 7:25 am

fucking pointless post

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DEREKHART said, July 12th, 2009 at 10:26 am

HAHAHA
“great wall of text”
fakes are FAIL

<3

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CookieMonster said, July 12th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

I read it all, now I feel weird :(

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Anonymous said, July 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

No one cares about a fake, or Fred.

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DanWritesSins said, July 12th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I just lost IQ points. I hate Fred. He’s so annoying.

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slimshady said, July 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

If he gave you his phone number it would be a 402 number. I live in the same place as him, sadly. |:

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kendrakill said, July 12th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

everybody says they dont like fred.
But he has the most views of anyone on youtube.
its retarded, he’s funny in like one video, then it gets old.

But anyway.
this post totally wasted 5 mins of my life
thank you.

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Anonymous said, July 13th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

@ oo
no, i only read the ending when i scrolled down the comments. :P

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Anonymous said, July 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

KC, takin over the world or ruining lives
hahaha <3

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KalebKore said, July 15th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

Meh. Idk, I just assume aims not given out by the person in a live, or on there accounts is a fake.

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RawrSydneeNicole said, August 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm

waste of time.

fail.

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hahahahaha said, September 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm

I read the whole thing. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME???

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Anonymous said, September 14th, 2009 at 1:05 am

lucascruikshank (7/10/2009 2:20:21 AM): i think i’m heading off to bed now derekk

wasnt the guy he was supposedly talking to names josh? Why did supposed Fred call him derek???

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melahnee said, October 15th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

i laughed so much when i read this!

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