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lol, i was sittin at the shop bored

maybe i should make this into an actual song?

myname is john hock
and im locked the fuck up
cuz i raped a motha fuckah
while she was passed out drunk
i was live on stickam
and i was rapin that bitch
but my herpes kicked in
so i had to stop and itch

if was so fuckin epic
cuz she couldnt remember
but then she found out
cuz of a stickam member

im hooked on meth
and i always look sick
but either fuckin way
them toddlers wantin my dick

i give it to’m good
i give it to’m rough
but 10 12 year olds
just isn’t enough

now im locked up in jail
and i can’t call my ma
holy fuckin shit
it’s worse than sellin hotdogs!

i thought i had it bad
being homeless and shit
but now im gettin raped
cuz i fucked an underaged bitch

John Hock Rap

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LaTasha Marie said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Wow Chris, now this is something worth posting ;D

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Anonymous said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Lame. Go eat a rock.

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shamwow said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

I actually thought that was quite entertaining. Too bad you go posted underneath that long ass piece of shit post.

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Anonymous said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Too bad. You ALMOST had rhyming skills. ‘drunk’ doesn’t rhyme with anything in the first verse.

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uh huh said, July 11th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

gosh you really dont have a life. its funny

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blainebrodown said, July 11th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

make it rhym a little better and this meh post would become win-worthy

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chrisgoss said, July 11th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

well, i did write this in about 5.45 minutes lol

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HESATROLLWHYDOPEOPLEREADHISSHIT? said, July 11th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

TROLL ALERT…!

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Anonymous said, July 11th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

i hate hock but i think you are a waste of space that should stfu

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thearmaan said, July 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

DIE. JUST DIE.

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Amor said, July 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

if was so fuckin epic
cuz she couldnt remember
but then she found out
cuz of a stickam member

the best.
and 10 12 yr olds just isnt enough, haha

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Vangie said, July 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

When a person freestyles his words dont always have to rhyme. It all depends on how he flows…. js.

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Wow. said, July 11th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

This was ACTUALLY entertaining!

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Anonymous said, July 12th, 2009 at 12:01 am

it’s rather sad that the second you’re not on stickydrama you’re thinking about e-celebs.

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Anonymous said, July 12th, 2009 at 4:19 am

you have no talent

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o said, July 12th, 2009 at 8:43 am

Yes jokes about sexual abuse, and abusing minors are incredibly entertaining/funny. Good job Chris, You’ve out done yourself again.

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DanWritesSins said, July 12th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I don’t think it’s a good idea to be making jokes about raping little kids. :/

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Anonymous said, July 12th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

I lol’d.

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chrisgoss said, July 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

well dan, here’s one just for you!!!

he fucks little kids like 1,2,3
some ofm still learnin their abc’s
he give’s it t’m good
he gives it to’m rough
make’m swell up like
jigga jigga jig-a-lee puff
pokemon master that’s what he is
only thing different is he traps little kids
put’m in his basement
use that bow hock grind
she might be only 12 but damn shes fine
but he don’t give a damn
he’s hooked on that meth
so he’ll be fuckin babies
until the day of his death

lmfao

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Death Star said, July 13th, 2009 at 12:51 am

fucking lame

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Anonymous said, July 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

I hope you get hit by a plane.

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TV said, July 13th, 2009 at 10:03 pm

you’d think someone with a life would have better things to do than write raps about internet wannabes….

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tanya said, July 14th, 2009 at 11:39 am

hahaha xD

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KalebKore said, July 15th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Lewlz. ALSO, DICKS.

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Dick Hurtz said, July 15th, 2009 at 10:42 pm

My name is Chris Goss,
I think I’m the shit
I failpost on stickydrama and just don’t quit.
Although people tease me and laugh at my life, my posts keep haunting these pages like nags from a wife.

I think people have interest in what I have to say, so I use stickydrama as my Blog each and every day.

I make lots of cash slingin my crap,
I try to make e-friends by posting my rap.

Wasting bandwidth on the internet,
why people don’t like me, I just don’t get.

So I’ll continue to post and annoy all you fuckers, I’ll be on here daily like ugly on truckers.

Im in denial of failure of my life as a whole, I’ll brown nose Sticky til my sphincter is swole.

I’ll leave you for now but not in sorrow,
I’ll have a whole new failpost, for you to read tomorrow.

Love,
Dick

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chrisgoss said, July 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

that was such a sad attempt at a rap

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TV said, July 16th, 2009 at 10:10 pm

^Hyprocrite

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MaliciousSlaughter said, July 17th, 2009 at 12:13 am

ahahhah props to ya.
you should come out with a music vid too!

XD

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THE REAL JOHN HOCK said, July 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 pm

MYSPACE(DOT)COM/THEREALJOHNHOCK

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