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So I know you all say you’re tired of posts about this train wreck of a girl. but I know you aren’t… stop kidding yourselves. We all know this shit is a good source of mild entertainment. Mild thank-god-i’m-not-THAT-fucked-up-and-smelly entertainment.

Not much explanation needed here. Butter teeth are buttery. (But just to give her a little credit her body and outfit are hot. Slutty and whoreish yes, but still kinda hot.)

Yea i don’t think I’m the only one who thinks she should invest in a toothbrush, toothpaste and other tools for appropriate dental hygiene. I know your harsh hours of modeling and paparazzi-posing and stinking up every state in america take up a large amount of your important and precious time, but really Nicole. It’s not that hard. Maybe i’m overestimating her abilities.

Butter Teeth

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

meth addicts have bad teeth. js

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anonfaggot said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

that dude in the bottom pic drinkin fuckin shnaaaaaaaaaaaps

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Whats up with these scene girls and their dental health? Jeez.

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fuzzypeeeeeenie said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

AYO AMOR AINT ADDICTED TO METH SHE SMOKES PACK A DAY AND SNORTED THE YAYO MUTHA FUCKAS SHES GANGSTA FROM LA

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

she’s fug

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

yawn. you all spend alot of time talking about someone you hate. move on already.

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

Oh well! If Amor’s phony ass can’t take this, she can’t handle the fame she so desperately wants.

I’m so tired of how every wannabe has some stupid “Bullshit Photography” logo on the bottom of every Myspace photo.

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

LMFAO@Mild thank-god-i’m-not-THAT-fucked-up-and-smelly entertainment

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

does she really smell or are you guys just saying that?

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 9:10 pm

she smells like tuna and cheese and a touch of b.o.

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MyFavoriteJason said, November 8th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

She looks cute in this picture, just needs some crest white strips.

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm

a photographer confirmed she smelt up his entire apartment.

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Anonymous said, November 8th, 2009 at 11:13 pm

Does she still say that hair is blonde? It looks brown/orange.

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deartragedy_318 said, November 9th, 2009 at 12:12 am

partypartyparty, lets all get waisted.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 12:27 am

^Fuck that, get completely TORSOED.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 1:00 am

is it really that hard to invest in some crest white strips? jesus.

oh wait, she spends all her money on drugs and shitty clothing.

maybe it’s not her body that smells… it’s her breath? it seems plausible based on the appearance of her teeth, although i’ve never met anyone who’s breath smelled like 6 month-old cheddar cheese.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 2:39 am

amor, honey, is it really that hard to take care of yourself? honestly. oh wait, your probably too busy being sooo famous, right?
FIRST, brush your teeth and get some white strips.
SECOND, your hair is NOT blonde. this is the outcome of shitty rite-aide hair dye for blonde. its NOT supposed to look yellowish-orangish [like your natural har color]. go buy some powdered hair bleach, developer, and toner. but obviously you wouldnt be able to take care of having blonde hair, its a lot of work. you need to do lots of hair conditioning because it frys the fuck out of your hair [you would have no hair left because your hair is already disgustingly dead], and you need special conditioner to keep your blonde from turning yellow. rant over

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 2:41 am

everything about her smells
body, unwashed and dirty clothes, hair, b.o. and breath

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 2:41 am

SMELLY BITCH

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spastic said, November 9th, 2009 at 3:01 am

All the bulimia puking fucks up their teeth. Like… they will be all falling to bits in a few years.

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say said, November 9th, 2009 at 3:19 am

“thank-god-i’m-not-THAT-fucked-up-and-smelly entertainment.”

ive made mistakes and she reassures me im a fucking angel

she needs some self respect and a slap in the face for degrading women everywhere

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 4:44 am

Its called TONER to keep that yellow hair in check!

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FuckAmorHilton said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:41 am

Amor ask Trinna she can give you a toothbrush :]

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thisiswhatever said, November 9th, 2009 at 6:43 am

FuckAmorHilton said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:41 am

Amor ask Trinna she can give you a toothbrush :]

^^^ COMMENT OF THE MOTHER UCKING DAY

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blablabla said, November 9th, 2009 at 7:24 am

Butter teeth are buttery.
AHAHAHAHAH

and OMG Bloo finally said something fucking hilarious!
“Amor ask Trinna she can give you a toothbrush :]”
hahahahahahah!

Also, I love that last paragraph

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blablabla said, November 9th, 2009 at 7:25 am

BTW: She swears red lipstick will make your teeth appear white… HAHAH
Doesn’t work for people named Nicole Friend, sorry.

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MsGoreGrinder said, November 9th, 2009 at 8:21 am

she’s not hella gross o noez she doesnt have perfect white teeth and her hair is in transition and isn’t completely blonde yet. psh wtfe that’s stupid.

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wow said, November 9th, 2009 at 8:48 am

hahaha, she’s pretty much like the new lindsay lohan

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 am

^she wishes.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:05 am

What can you expect? She smokes a shit ton of cigarettes. All the cigarettes she smokes is enough to make a niggers grill look yellow.

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zZzSarahzZz said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:36 am

no seriously i am tired of all the stupid fail posts about amor -.-
and she smokes a ton of cigarettes obviously her teeth will be yellow.

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tampon. said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:48 am

her face in the 2nd picture will haunt my dreams tonight O.o

THAT face with THAT expression belong on tales from the crypt.

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BALLS said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:54 am

She is so gross how that, Chris whatever kid sticks his junk in that is beyond words…. (vomiting!!!!!!!)

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BALLS said, November 9th, 2009 at 10:19 am

idk but i always invision wetty fish taco and fat troll when i look at amor hiltonzz

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 11:30 am

My parents smoke constantly, are in their 50’s, only brush once a day, don’t bleach their teeth, and don’t have yellow tinge in their mouths. She simply does not brush.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 11:34 am

That’s because they have dentures ^^

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 11:54 am

^Ouch, don’t cut so deep! :(

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AMOR PROFEN said, November 9th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

yes, she smells and has yellow teeth!
we’ve heard this all before.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

who the fuck is amor profen
nice name
gtfo.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

her hair is fucking uglyyyyy
that yellow shade definately does not compliment her skintone nor looks good in general
ew ew ew yellow hairrzzzz
T-O-N-E-R AND B-L-E-A-CH
oh and whoever said that her hair is in transition, bs bs bs. ive bleached my hair many times, bleach takes the pigment out of your hair so it would not make it any different if u were bleaching from pink! only exception is black kthnxbai

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

lawzls she bleached her hair brawsss to that ugly shit juice color. lol fishy pubes to?

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Vangie said, November 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

FuckAmorHilton said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:41 am Amor ask Trinna she can give you a toothbrush

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUNNY! FUNNY! Made my day… =)

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wtf said, November 9th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Is this what the fuck happens in California? People sit around and drink cheap ass booze and look like clowns? California is the biggest fucking joke, you’re government is a joke, the people there are complete jokes… I hope it floods and everyone dies.

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pistol whipped nutts said, November 9th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

barfffff

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

@wtf what you mean to say is that you hope it falls straight down a sink hole from all of the earth quakes % down slides.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

actually my teeth are stained and i’ve had them bleached twice. I’m a pothead/chain smoker & coffee drinker, sue me. Sorry I’m not perfect but you certainly aren’t. ;)

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

^^ is your vagina stained as well?

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MsGoreGrinder said, November 9th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Uh yah that’s wat every single person in california does. We all drink. And look like clowns psh nawt. anon loser.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

they aren’t that bad

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kc said, November 9th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

too much smoking cigarettes/pot/meth will do that.
she needs some serious bleaching done to both her teeth and her hair. it’s only 8 bucks for a box of bleach from rite aid…since she’s a famous model, she can totally afford it…right????

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

anon 4:33 see an eye doctor immediatly. you are suffering color blindness

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Eden Shizzle said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

actually, she doesn’t smell
and her hair is pink again js

UH UH.UH.UH. UH….UH.UH.UH.UH. OB______

im sure you can finish the sentence.

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crypt keeper said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

You know she smokes right? That’s what cigarettes do to your teefers.

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crypt keeper said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

OH and as someone whos had pink hair, yea red tones are the hardest to get out so yall obviously dont know what you’re talking about. She’s lucky the pinks even out, and to go completely blonde can take months if you’re planning on keeping your hair on your head. DUH.

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Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

I’ve smoked for 7 or 8 years and my teeth don’t look like that.

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blablabla said, November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm

“Eden Shizzle said, November 9th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

actually, she doesn’t smell
and her hair is pink again js

UH UH.UH.UH. UH….UH.UH.UH.UH. OB______

im sure you can finish the sentence.”

Note: you didn’t deny that butter teeth are buttery.
UH UH UH UH, UH UH UH UH UH obsesssseeddd.

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Vangie said, November 9th, 2009 at 11:51 pm

Anonymous said, November 9th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

they aren’t that bad

Are you blind??? Or are yours buttery as well?

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Anonymous said, November 10th, 2009 at 12:01 am

I’ve said it before- I only know this site exists because Nicole bragged about being on it.

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Anonymous said, November 10th, 2009 at 2:08 am

Danny </3

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The Internet is for porn said, November 10th, 2009 at 4:18 am

She’s nice who cares lay off

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Anonymous said, November 10th, 2009 at 8:03 am

i’m suprised eden can breath with his head up amor’s ass all the time

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Anonymous said, November 10th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

i can only see saying that smokeing and drinking coffee will make your teeth yellow if you dont brush them, because i know quite few people alot older than her who smoke alot and drink alot of coffee and have pretty white teeth, find a different excuse because clearly that ones wrong

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clo said, November 11th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

it’s probably from enamel damage. she’s so thin, she’s probably resorted to throwing up once or twice (or 100 times..) that would also explain the smell, bulemics have almost incurably bad breath from the bile and digested food that’s still coming up through their saliva hours after they barf

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Anonymous said, November 15th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

^^^^^Nasty fuck :[

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emel said, February 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Clo,
you sir.
are smart. :)

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