Girlfriend Material @mmmKikiKannibal

Sorry it took a while to publish. NEXT TIME PLEASE BLUR OUT THE FUCKING STICKAM LOGOS. We can’t display the Stickam logo in caps or vids we post. Great tabloid reporting though! Wish they were all this good.

Amor makes me puke

If Jake wanted a mature relationship he should’ve dated somebody his own age. He would’ve had a better chance at it.

So this was all his bad. There’s really nothing wrong with anything she asked of him. The approach was a little immature but whatever. She’s a young woman still figuring out how to even be in a relationship.

Hahahahh
She’s a silly girl

Just because she doesn’t have a lot of makeup on, that is in no way “no makeup”

UR CAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

THIS IS LIBEL

But… but… They were IN LOVE before they even MET… How can she fight THAT?!

Kiki, don’t just hide away from your TRU INTERNET LUV!!!!!!! Especially now that you look like the rest of us mutants, finding T.I.L. is going to be even almost impossible. PLEEEEASE DON”T DO THISSSSS!!!!!!!

What did he expect? They’ve been together a month & she already says I love you every single Twitter post about him. So immature & gross.

Do people actually still use stickam? (it’s near it’s death just like myspace)

sigh!

I don’t understand, if she takes issue with his drinking, why it wouldn’t have even been mentioned until that moment? I mean what the fuck did they talk about if this is the most important thing to her?

Oh, and Jake, can we please see your naked pictures of Kiki?

not a surprise, of course they wouldn’t last!

kiki’s mom totally needs to get a stickam.

Yay my post was up to par.
I agree with Anon at 7:57am.
Jake please do everyone the favor of airing the dirty laundry. >:]

She looks like a fish. js.

November 28th, 2009 at 7:56 am

I don’t understand, if she takes issue with his drinking, why it wouldn’t have even been mentioned until that moment? I mean what the fuck did they talk about if this is the most important thing to her?

See this is what kind of stuff is left out here. Jake told Kiki months ago that he quite drinking and smoking pot. All lies of course, but viewers only get to see the sliver of light at the bottom of the door. Unfortunately, too many assumptions are made without knowing the facts. The facts are he used her and lied to her. He doesn’t have any depth and is very opportunistic and I don’t mean that in a good way. He uses his diabetic induced moods as a way to manipulate girls. Some girls see it for what it is right away and run, others feel sorry for him and want to help him. Kiki was the latter.

I’ll take that horrible man, shit.

He’s an ass. Not a fan of hers, but jeez

You should she what’s she tweeting about Jake on her Twitter, lmao. I feel sorry for her scene army fangirls too.

hope you have lots of cash.

he deserves it. he used her and what he did last night was a really low blow

Honestly how old is Kiki? I can never get a straight answer when I ask.

I’m pretty sure Kiki is 10. Hahahaha.

I bet $5 that Anonymous at 9:26am is Mama Kannibal.

^^^WOW sticky, i was right on the money!! i thought the same thing when i read that post. i was gonna say it sounds like her but you beat me to it. LOL!

I don’t know why a mother would let a 21 year old boy date her barely legal daughter.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they go after jake for “rape” like they did to the other guy that died.

oh wow xD i went in her chat for like a minute and when i saw what was going on i was like umm bye xD

hahaha wut! she has braces!!?

did any one record the live for some lolzz?

She looks even younger with her braceface now.

Supp Kiki? <3
http://i48.tinypic.com/o6a93k.png

Sticky, do you not have the means to trace that? I don’t doubt it at all. I’m sure that’s occurred to anyone who read that comment.

I don’t think Kiki is likable. I don’t want to feel bad for her, but I do, if she’s hurting so bad that her mom would come to defend her here… BUT… Does this help them see the problem with falling in love with someone over the Internet, telling someone you’ve never even met that you “love” him??

I love how kiki (has been) kannibal is retweeting every single horrible rant to make jake (auto tune) wolf jealous.

ugly bitch needs to grow up for once already..internetz is di=dying hurry

who the fuck gives a shit what amor is doing?
how about she gets some fucking breast augmentation and an AIDS test while she’s at it.

kiki mum needs to start posting under HER name on this and the main age post on the same subject.. OR she could be a mother and stop her half naked daughter prancing about on camera for the father//stop her from meeting losers online.

no make up???can you say dellusional?

Holy shit. In the second picture, the one that has two, look at the one on the right where she’s holding the phone. And look behind her ear. Is that a bald spot or a headband? Wtf.

^^its called an ear

looks like shes getting sickly and skinnnnnny from her vegan diet gone wrong

The guy Jake die today and it’s kiki’s fault ;[

she has grandma handz

Sadly, kiki is legal in Florida if you are within 4 years of her.

aha she’s wearing make up just not as much…..

Hahaha, any person that writes somewhat well and lengthy is mamakannibal in your book. Look around, there is more than one person on this site that has half a brain and can actually write something somewhat well thought out. Geez. Albeit not too many though.

To makeup for her lack of face-paint yesterday, she packed it all on tonight!

http://i45.tinypic.com/zv7see.jpg

That hair looks atrocious, btw. It’s all curled, and you can tell she has extensions, it’s just EW.

Whatever y’all.

We all saw this coming… Its no surprise to anybody so stop acting like it is.

UberCarmen, look above her fucking ear. Duh.

she didn’t do anything with her hair but just washed it and let it air dry. she didn’t have any make-up on. she does have naturally dark, thick long eyelashes. she looks like she has mascara on when she doesn’t. some people’s lashes are like that. Somewhere on this site there’s a pic of her when she was younger in front of the ocean with her natural long hair and her lashes are dark but she has no makeup on. She’s not balding dumbasses; it’s the space the stems of the eyeglasses made when pulled back on her head. When you bleach you hair to that lightness and have layers, many times your hair will look like this unless you have really thick coarse hair before you bleach.

Anonymous 5:37 pm,
any person that writes somewhat well and lengthy DEFENDING KIKI is mamakannibal. That’s simply because any other human being capable of thinking properly or with a certain culture would just spit in kiki’s face and leave.

that’s what you think :]

“Anonymous said, November 28th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

she didn’t do anything with her hair but just washed it and let it air dry. she didn’t have any make-up on. she does have naturally dark, thick long eyelashes. she looks like she has mascara on when she doesn’t. some people’s lashes are like that. Somewhere on this site there’s a pic of her when she was younger in front of the ocean with her natural long hair and her lashes are dark but she has no makeup on. She’s not balding dumbasses; it’s the space the stems of the eyeglasses made when pulled back on her head. When you bleach you hair to that lightness and have layers, many times your hair will look like this unless you have really thick coarse hair before you bleach.”

Okay Mama Kannibal, we got the point. Keep your daughter off the internet if you don’t want people talking shit about her.

Her hair is still thinning, js.

I’ve heard Mama rant to Sticky about the genuine ANGUISH he has caused her family, yet she doesn’t seem to encourage her daughter to keep the privacy she obviously needs. Does she really believe it’s in her daughter’s best interest to reveal herself the way she does, when, though she tries to feign otherwise, she clearly and understandably gets hurt by the ridicule of countless people? It seems Kiki’s mother is more worried about detractors having the satisfaction of her disappearing than protecting her emotional state.

She wants to live through her vicariously. For one, she treats Kiki’s relationships as her own. Kiki’s said something to that effect herself. And why she never took her daughter off the computer after so many shameful incidents, I don’t understand. I can’t help but think she 1) really enjoys the positive attention her daughter gets on the Internet, despite the cost, and 2) won’t doesn’t want Kiki to forfeit because she feels she has a completely personal stake in it. She’s “thrown her to the wolves”.

^Sooo true, 8:08pm.
Kiki’s mother is a bitch, and a horrible mother. Sue me.

Also is the fact that Mama K won’t SHUT THE FUCK UP, and keeps talking. Keeps saying “Jake is blablabla, Jake said blablabla. I think your relationship… and that time when this and that happened,” etc.!

WTF I feel so bad for Kiki. She took down the video, but yesterday her mom was talking a shitload, and Kiki kept telling her to stop talking (She was trying to talk to Jake).

After she spoke to Jake, argued and hung up, her mom was putting in another rant and tlaking openly about Kiki’s private business. Again Kiki was trying to shut her the hell up, and had to resort to MUTING. Like seriously. Jeez.

Who cares? I’m famous lol lol

^Queer

^^^you are like obsessed much with that bloo kid and my name is JESSICA BTW

She said she fucked him in her live, she used ‘the glove’ too, apparently.

she actually said she fucked him?
yuck.

WTF is this randomness at 9:34pm and 11:04pm?? GTFOff my post.

and “Jessica said, November 28th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

^^^you are like obsessed much with that bloo kid and my name is JESSICA BTW”

That’s cuz he’s annoying and I love pointing out when he’s trying to comment anonymously. So STFU no one cares that you’re “JESSICA BTW.”

Jessica who? Yeah.

right on blablabla.

if i saw that fucking kid bloo, id shoot his black ass right betwwen his eyes and blow his fucking head off

loetheeeee

AHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH she is so ugly without all that shit packed onto her head.

jake isn’t mature enough for any relationship. he’ll fuck you and give you a STD though. He was just saying he had chlamydia.

She’s 18 btw

bwahahahahaha, jake’s far uglier. that girl is not 18. duh. she even had it on her stickam or twitter something like not legal, fuckoff or w/e.

Anonymous said, November 28th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Anonymous said, November 28th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Bet it’s Kiki’s desperate to be young and dumb mother… I was reading the other recent post about Kiki and every time an “anonymous” post was made to tell us every fucking detail about what went wrong and how Kiki’s a fucking saint and he’s a worthless tool blah blah.. I knew right away that her mother was the one doing it… that or the sister.Im sure it’s the mom though..

DEAR Kiki’s mother,

A few things I wanna tell you. One..We all know it is you, stop posting as anonymous lady. Two..Stop trying to live your life through your child, it’s fucking pathetic. Three..You need to stop acting like you are your daughter’s age and her friend. You ae her FUCKING MOTHER. You are not young. YOU ARE OLD NOW! You have lived your life already. Now let her live hers with GUIDANCE from you. Geez you are a sad and terrible person. Your children are going to grow up hating you.. You watch and see!

yes she IS 18 she said she turned 18 her last birthday. she took down that thing that said “under 18, etc” after her birthday.

^^^ sounds a little like that diva girl from Tampa. You know the one who has been quite vocal about her own serious problems with her own mom and how much she hates her.

Hmmm, think about what you are saying girl, …yeah, having pathetic haters who have no lives stalking me and writing as if they know me is EXACTLY the life I am trying to live. That’s some flawed thinking.

Look, the bottom line is this: This guy is out there and after finding out what I know now, I am disgusted. Did Kiki give him nudes? No. Did she let him go when she found out how utterly creepy he was? Yes. She is a girl learning her way. If you are a girl out there and this guy does travel, be extremely wary of him and don’t give him even a chance to hurt you. I know a young couple that met over the inter net and they are happily married; however, this guy who also uses the “M” word will say anything to get you to “think” he is an alright guy. He will portray himself as some poor, heartfelt, misunderstood musician when nothing could be further from the truth…except the “poor” part. Poor in spirit and in the physical world.

As far as Kiki’s life goes, it is the users, losers, and haters that make it more difficult. Just leave her alone if you don’t like her. Look at some of the losers she has dated and don’t let them get to you. Many of these are like internet “sharks” that are on the prowl to consume and nothing more. I think the well known girls on the internet should get a list of these scrubs and post them so at least if you choose one, you know up front what you will be getting. Kiki didn’t know until it was too late. People like Handheldheidi and another girl who knew him for 6 years came forward and pretty much confirmed what Kiki learned the hard way. No one has to learn the hard way so you girls should just help each other out.

“Hmmm, think about what you are saying girl, …yeah, having pathetic haters who have no lives…”

“No lives”? Only having a sister and a mother as friends is not much of a “life”. Kiki does not have any of the benefits that teenagers get from having friends, and that has and is going to further hinder her social skills. Can that not explain why she was hoodwinked into dating the guy out of loneliness?

“… stalking me and writing as if they know me is EXACTLY the life I am trying to live. That’s some flawed thinking.”

Are you saying that’s all there is to Kiki’s life? Then why have her spilling her guts on the Internet, the source of all you say is wrong. How can it be healthy? Kiki is youthful and attractive. Obviously we’re talking about the pleasure you get hearing GOOD things from people on the Internet… not negative attention. You realize this. You’re too stubborn to address the point because you don’t want to consider what very well might perfectly be the truth about yourself. After all, when the comments are negative, she, not you, is the one who does the larger part of the suffering. I’m sure you are saddened also, but hey, you can’t have this beautiful daughter and NOT show her off, right? She looks good in her bra and panties, why hide that from anyone with access to a computer?

Also, people aren’t writing “as if they know” her. They’re talking about what Kiki has told the world on the Internet, not what they assume.

I, too, know a couple who met on the Internet and have been married 10+ years. They were well into adulthood when they started talking.

Kiki, clearly agitated with her blabber-mouth mother says, “Mom, you need to make a Stickam, and go live. Get it all out. Go live and rant, and then people that want to listen will go.”

^^LOL

“Anonymous said, November 28th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

she didn’t do anything with her hair but just washed it and let it air dry. she didn’t have any make-up on. she does have naturally dark, thick long eyelashes. she looks like she has mascara on when she doesn’t. some people’s lashes are like that. Somewhere on this site there’s a pic of her when she was younger in front of the ocean with her natural long hair and her lashes are dark but she has no makeup on. She’s not balding dumbasses; it’s the space the stems of the eyeglasses made when pulled back on her head. When you bleach you hair to that lightness and have layers, many times your hair will look like this unless you have really thick coarse hair before you bleach.”

haha w/e I still see mascara and semi styled hair.

Jesus, she looks like she’s 40.

^ maybe kiki is really 40?

@ObviousAsFuckMamaK comment,
She has chunks of mascara on her lashes, you lying bitch. HAHAHAH

i just think its sick the way her mom handles her.

this isnt a dog or pony show.

also mamakanibal smarten up. shes not as innocent and naive as you illustrate her.

she wasnt ever “hoodwinked” into any relationship, she knew who/what he was prior. i mean fuck she lives online and the word on the net of what kind of person he is, is there for the taking for ANYONE.anyone over the age of 10 should be able to make that kind of educated decision.

so please save the o woe my daughter, for people a tad more gullible.