@mmmKikiKannibal Threatens Ex @JakeWolfCrunk

You think someone who “understands” the law so well (libel! libel!) LAWLZ would understand what blackmail was bahaha.

Not like anyone cares if they are leaked anyway. We’ve all seen his nasty ass.

im pretty sure there already leaked anyways. *coughMANWHOREcough* =)

Kiki Failz
Jake Failz
This post Failz

There twitters are fucking hillarious right now! ahhh hahaha like fucking little kids!

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kiki is 18, jake is 21.. what’s wrong with that?

i guess Amor should already be in jail for leaking Jake’s nudes then. Amor threatened then actually had her “friend” do it.

There’s no way Kiki is 18…

I believe she’s 17. Still legal to have sex in the state of Florida, where the age of consent is 16.

She turned 18 like 2 months ago…

Lol You are so dramatic Kay, like seriously, 0.o

oh helllll yeah.

uhm e-raping is the new trend, come on guys keep up!

ohhhh and kiki is not 18; lol try 16.

I’ve spoken with 2 people who know her IRL, the consensus seems to be 17 or 18. But she still acts like she’s 14.

shes 17
but that doesnt excuse her from blackmailing lol

http://i48.tinypic.com/2vj4qxk.jpg
She is obsessing about this way too much. It’s sad.

this is actually a good post. and it’s sad that kiki can’t seem to make irl friends and get a boyfriend that doesn’t live in another state.

i can name off 10 girls hotter than kiki online right now. js

guys kiki just turned 18 in September and the dramatic tweets are making me squirt milk outta my nose! WHY does she always say EVERY GUY she was with would threaten to kill themselves if she left?
http://i48.tinypic.com/2vj4qxk.jpg
man i wonder how many guys kikis slept with since? shes been with Jake and she didnt even know him that well…

“Not like anyone cares if they are leaked anyway. We’ve all seen his nasty ass.”

LMFAO! I’m not sure why he gives a shit, but he’s probably fingering his ass or something fucking gross/embarrassing. LULLLL

^In the pics or videos

Kiki isn’t 18.

she should just leak his shit
he deserves it

kiki is 17.
js.

they’re both at fault.

she’s 18, she turned 18 in september, ie she’s an adult

ah, such short sight. It isn’t kiki’s hotness or lack of that makes her interesting or attractive. Why aren’t you commenting on those other 10 girls?

jake by his own admission has chlamydia or had it three months ago. you think he got that shit fixed when he can’t even remember to take a shot for his diabetes? NO. See the thing is I think he has a death wish and doesn’t really care about anyone or anything or who he takes down with him. HE only “acts” like he cares or has feelings in order to create a “set up” or an illusion for the next girl victim or guy victim. It’s all a sad, pathetic ploy. If he really knew who he was he should just drop dead since he is worthless. It would do a lot of girls(/people he uses) in the future a huge favor.

i forgot to mention that he has what he calls a “blackmail” folder he told Kiki about. If you get with this guy, he will push you for your nudes, and he will use them against you when it goes bad, and trust me it will go bad. He’s not good for anyone even himself. Look what he did to Amor recently. Those nudes came from him. His “needs” in his sick definition of “Love” like he talks about consist of getting nudes from the girl because lord knows he too much of a loser to actually date a girl in real life. If you don’t give him them then he thinks you don’t “love” him and he will tell you this. Be warned and be aware. THis guy is worst than most. Bad karma of his own doing is coming his way.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=428155107&albumID=1491489&imageID=20373125#a=1491489&i=20373134

Wow he was actually decent looking at one point???

Are we supposed to not know that anon @ 5:20 & 5:32 lives with Kiki? That’s a serious question. I’m not just calling her out, because I doubt there’s anyone too dense to see it himself.

^Oh and does he really listen to Dropdead?? He must’ve just liked the shirt.

Hey Megan and the “other jake” I was in the car when Jake was bashing the other Jake and also saying what the other Jake really thought about Megan and how he just uses her. It was actually really sad. Jake said that the band would be nothing without him and that he could leave them at any time. I have no reason to lie. I am just repeating what I heard first hand.

Kiki never bashed the band until Jake himself repeatedly bitched about how badly the band treated him and how they told him they would take care of him if he came down and how they never do anymore. He bitched about how much of a bitch Megan was and how she only takes care of the other Jake. He said she and the other Jake were the reason the band was having problems and that he wanted to quit or kick the other Jake out. He did mention that Tim’s problems with his girlfriend caused some issues too because he said Tim always had to leave practice early because of it.

It was Jake that gave Kiki the bad impression of the band in the first place. There were many, many other occasions where Jake would call her and he would complain about the band and how he was quitting. This was ALL Jake. Kiki just listened and kept telling him that he should talk to them about it. When the band came into Kiki’s Stickam bitching at Jake, did Kiki bitch at them? She did not. She told me that she didn’t say anything to them because it was Jake’s business. (except for flipping off Corey, but he’s not in that band) That’s really how she felt about it. The ONLY reason she didn’t like the band and felt it wasn’t healthy for him was because of what Jake was saying.

After listening to Jake’s tirades about it, I too thought that his bandmates treated him poorly. He said something negative about EVERY single one of them except for El-jay. He said he and El-Jay have talked about starting something else if Jake decides to leave. The only other thing Kiki ever said was that the other Jake went after her in the past and that he creeped her out. Also, Kiki’s dad was the driving force behind getting Jake back. Jake said he didn’t give a fuck if he missed the show. In fact he was talking about quitting. His own mom was telling him that his bandmates were bad and to come back to RI. Do you know why? Because Jake portrays everyone else as bad and at fault. That was all COMPLETELY JAKE’S doing. IT was Jake who conveniently manipulated Kiki into thinking his bandmates were shit. You should have seen the texts from his mom. He not only convinced Kiki of it, but also his own mom. As far as Kiki being “controlling” the only thing she wanted him to do was not drink and to take care of himself and take his shots. She is very outspoken about her views about drinking, and Jake agreed to it very early on without any hesitation. It would have been different if he told her he was still going to drink. She had excepted and dated heavy drinkers before. The issue was that he lied and told her whatever she wanted to hear and then he did whatever he wanted. When he’s done using the band, he will just move on without even a blink of an eye. It is you guys who are in the dark about all this. You may not like Kiki, but she was NOT the one responsible for the problems within your band. She did accept Jake until she found out who the real Jake was which wasn’t a very nice person at all.

I also asked Jake if any of his bandmates were really good musicians. He told me that the only one was El-jay. He said he was a pretty good drummer. So there you have it. Next time you want to just blame Jake’s supposed girlfriend, remember this: Jake is a very selfish person and he will NOT do anything he doesn’t want to do. If he quits a band, he may act like his girlfriend made him quit, but I know this is just an excuse. If he quits a band it would because he chose to not because some girl controlled him.

He may be all buddy, buddy with his band right now because he doesn’t have anyone else to mooch off of, but as soon as he finds a way out, he will take it. He’s not happy. At least that’s how he sounded when he talked about it. Jake plays all sides for the benefit of himself and only himself. Remember that guys and Megan.

Kiki is 18. Her birthday is September 18th, she said she was seventeen last year in November. She probably isn’t saying she’s 18 so her nudes don’t get posted. JS But who fucking knows she could be bullshitting her age like everything else.

stop being anon mama kannibal!

I really don’t get where he gets off thinking that people like Megan are even supposed to pay for him. I remember he was bitching how she spent $500 dollars on dvds at Best Buy and how he could have lived off that for a year. lol. Jake had also told Kiki BEFORE he came here that he had a way back. It turns out on the 11th hour, he did not, and Kiki’s dad kept asking him to contact as many people as he could hence the multiple “tweets” about it. We had paid his way enough by that time. I really think he expected us to pay. It turns out his mom paid, not his “family” band members. When push came to shove, they didn’t help him whatsoever so maybe his ranting about his band actually had some validity; however, ultimately, it’s Jake’s responsibility to take care of himself. He’s not even close to doing that although I think he lies to himself about that.

who really cares as long as the truth about this “scrub” gets out there. He not only uses girlfriends, but frankly, anyone he can so anyone he sets his attention on is at risk.

Kiki is a stupid immature hoe and her mom needs to start acting like a parent and watching after her dumb ass daughter..

yeah, the guy is never wrong. pshhhh

Libel

Anonymous said, November 29th, 2009 at 5:20 am
Anonymous said, November 29th, 2009 at 5:32 am
Anonymous said, November 29th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Anonymous said, November 29th, 2009 at 7:16 am

MAMA KANNIBAL WE KNOW IT’S YOU!

As I have stated in another post…Stop being such a instigator. You are such a gossip queen it’s crazy! You are like how old? Lady you have lived your life already. Let your daughter/s live hers/theirs. Let them experience life w/ some guidance from the parents not controlled by the parents. Were you like not pretty when you were her age? Were you insecure and picked on? Did you always eat the last piece of chocolate cake which led to you being a lard ass in high school? A loner? Not the homecoming queen??? Im asking because it seems like your daughter is a puppet and you keep pulling her the way YOU want to pull her. Are you jealous of your daughters? Is that why they or Kiki has no friends? Because you have separated her fr. the real world to make any? Maybe for your own personal reasons?? Jealousy possibly.. your daughter is pretty, popular, social, and possibly could have been the homecoming queen in her school? Everything you probably wanted but was not? It boggles my mind..instead of taking her off the sites you add more fuel to the fire.. Instigating shit..replying back to everyone’s comments and making sure it sticks to ONLY it being Jake’s fault and whatever else. Stop it already. You are not young anymore. You are suppose to be the grown up not the child. You are suppose to teach her that her love life should be private and to ignore negative things being said because it’ll only bring her down more. You are supposed to comfort your daughter at a time like this. Not go on a gossip site to rant and rant and rant. Instead of making it easier for her to move on, You are making it much harder for her to forget. Do you enjoy seeing your daughter in pain? You are a pathetic excuse for a person and a mother. Grow up already.

^^^^Oops forgot to type my name lol.. but I just had to say something..

shut up jasmine.

Seriously, sitting here listing evvvery single negative thing about this Jake guy that she can think of because he and her daughter had a tiff? What other mom would do that? Look at the post with the photo of the two kissing- NO ONE likes the dude anyway! I feel much worse for Kiki about her mom’s behavior than I do about greasy Jake’s.

^^^ grow up and quite being OBSESSED with Kiki and her family. who cares where it comes from as long as girls out there know what this dude is about. You’ve been bashing her family for years now sleazi-kiki. it’s old. get a new hobby and life.

I only heard of her perhaps two years ago and hadn’t mentioned her anywhere in at least a year.

BUT I NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT HER FOR A MOMENT!

hehe… You wish.

I hope you aint referring to me as Jasmine.. When my name is right there hun.

You guys are so obsessed with these Internet Whores. The mother is a complete idiot for letting her daughter whore herself. What I really LOLed at was this line:

“Look atwhat happened to the other boy that died because he fell into Kiki and Mama Kannibal’s trap.”

Yep, he FELL alright.

well, I think the facts speak for themselves. You made a stickam profile to make fun of Kiki. You bashed her many times, and YET you say you feel sorry for her? You’re inconsistent, and your thinking is twisted. Check yourself before you start flapping off about something you know nothing about. You have never met Kiki nor Jake.

As far as negatives about Jake, there are actually many more, but most of what I have written except for a few “throw ins” have been in response to warped tweets or bs messages directed at Kiki. I think the truth needs to be conveyed.

Kiki said that she wished Heidi and those other girls had said something earlier because she probably would have not even met him then. None of us really knew because he’s a con. He cons his band members too. So if the truth is said here, and it helps some girl NOT get used by him, then it is a positive thing. Don’t twist this into anything else.

this has absolutely nothing to do with the “other guy”. You guys have sick, sick minds and like to warp and twist things. THat’s really sad.

Kiki is far, far from a whore. She had a relationship with someone who was a huge manwhore though unfortunately.

My work here is done, and I know it won’t help you hating, sick individuals, but it might help some girl who out there contemplating “dating” or “e-dating” this guy.

LOL SO YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT THEY BROKE UP LIKE A WEEK OR TWO AFTER HE CAME DOWN TO FUCK HER?!?! NO WAY.. DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING!

she’s really dumb. Im sure he has her nudes too
hah idiot

She’s a pig. The end.

lolzz.

to kiki’s mom:
you think that if some other girl warned her, she’s going to listen? i highly doubt it. she would think other girls were just out to get her. just watch… she will meet some other loser, and when someone tries to warn her, she will just say that they’re jealous.
JUST WATCH.

also.. chrishollywood and kiki are going to hook up next. lolololool

awh helllllll yeahhhhhhh PROVE IT. talking about me ain’t hurtin me at all. propaganda PROMO. you people don’t KNOW shit about me. that’s what’s up.

i know who i am. i know how i feel. be you. fear not. and get your grind on. live your life.

as for kiki. and my band.
i was needy. too needy. i had nothin to lie about. hence why i was honest about ex’s and all that bullshit. it’s over now. i hope her and her HILARIOUS mother can get over talking about me soon. i didn’t know i made such an impact.

call me sleezeus christ. hah.

my band. although we have our disagreements. (like any family) and we get upset with each other (like any family)
we love each other and they ARE my best friends.
so
bite my “kikibusting” 2 inches short of 8 inches cock and you can decide if you wanna keep putting me on blast.

forever yours,
jakefuckingwolf
<3

Muahaha we’re all sick twisted individuals!!!
The kannibals are the normal ones here
can’t you all see that!

……. XD

anon at 7:16

“We had paid his way enough by that time. I really think he expected us to pay.”

hi KIKI

My profile is about Amor. Opinions change. I don’t like what I’ve seen of Kiki, but I started to feel sorry for her when I saw more of your behavior. I’ve also said that Kiki is not completely void of good qualities. The blame has shifted. Nothing warped about it. One can feel sorry for someone they don’t like. I can have a life and still afford time to dick around on the Internet.

PS. Nothing I’ve said here implied I know either of them. I only talk about what I observe, what YOU GUYS choose to reveal.

when is kiki gonna date someone IRL?

kiki’s alter ego wants me, so im happy.

if Jake somehow gets rid of that ugly ass tattoo on his neck, and his face and loses the failed attempts of wearing makeup – and gets a haircut (and forgets he ever thought of a name as stupid as ‘wolfcrunk’… He MIGHT just be able to get a real job. But, I doubt it.

*devoid

THIS IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 10 DAYS AGO THEY WERE “INLOVE”…
HE PROBZ MET HER AND WAS LIKE wtf no teeth and no tits

^AHAHAHHAH She said the same.
Except “small dick” instead of no tits.

LMAO, why is kiki’s mom writing huge paragraphs on SD? that is seriously disturbing…if my mom ever did anything like that i think i’d kill myself.

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@hmm?
They just fucking want attention, and they know that together they can get us promoting them, and making them Über famous.
Fucking pieces of trash. and Kiki, A man and a donkey walk into a bar.. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom’s a whore.

“mmmkikikannibal @jakewolfcrunk http://twitpic.com/rsekf – ) you’re sweet and sour at the same time…. I love YOU )) 37 minutes ago from web ”

PATHETTTTTTICCCCC.

Such a stable relationship…They won’t last. She says not to even fucking mention his name in her live and the next day she is omfg I love this boy. Good job at keeping up the whole I hate jake bullshit kiki.

Funny thing is that there back together (sticky) been out of the loot. they only did that shit to help boost his music. *sigh*

hey pedophile “el-j” who is 21 years old and KNOWINGLY fucks and dates 15 years old and doesn’t care…..quit messaging another 15 year old just to talk shit about Kiki you pathetic loser of a human being. ITS OBVIOUS ALL THAT YOUR BAND DOES IT TRY TO HAVE ONE MEMBER HOOK UP WITH A HIGH PROFILE GIRL ON THE INTERNET FOR ADVERTISING. REMEMBER THIS GIRLS IF YOU ARE AT ALL WELL KNOWN ON THE INTERNET, YOU MAY BE USED BY THESE LOSERS. I can assure you after hearing what they have talked about regarding girls that are well known, they do in fact look to get the publicity from dating them. (Tim says to Jake, hey you should contact Amor again, lol, kind of feel sorry for Tim’s GF actually) It’s not just JAke that thinks like this in this band. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS….THAT BAND SUCKS BAD!!! IT CAN’T STAND ALONE AND DO WELL WITHOUT USING SOME GIRL FOR ADVERTISING. Jake was never a boyfriend. He NEVER took her out on a date or really loved her. HE did it for publicity. You don’t fall out of love in a hour and call and ex and get drunk like that. THat’ NOT love.

IF he really knew himself then his actions wouldn’t be SO, SO different than his words. HE doesn’t know shit about himself. He wasn’t happy with a private relationship because he didn’t love Kiki for herself. He loved the views. Happy now. You have your publicity Jake only if you had a brain, it’s horrible and there IS a such thing a bad publicity-(Tiger Woods

I hope no girl ever gets with you thinking it’s going to be a long, healthy, good time because it won’t be. Your bad moods and controlling nature SUCK almost as bad as you STDs. I am not saying he has a STD to be mean. He really did have one recently, and by the way he took care of himself, I don’t think he would have the care to take the medicine for the duration to make it go away. HE fucks so many real SLUTS in real life that he’ll get another one soon anyway if this last one went away.

Mama thinks girls should “help each other out” and stop trashing each other, but she uses the word “sluts”.

Grow up, lady. At your age, you have a LOT of catching up to do.

Kiki, you are the Stephanie Meyer of the internet.

“You used to confine in me”
“I’m fatigued from those shoots.”
“I was forced to make once hence all the ignorant crazy fakers of me Twittering their fantasy lives away.”

I know you think have a wonderful grasp of the English language, HENCE your tendency to try and sound sophisticated, but you just fail. Please go back to school.

“sluts” is a term Jake uses. Kiki’s mom was just repeating it. I have heard her say that she really doesn’t think any girl is a slut really. It’s just a term used to degrade girls when a lot of guys regularly fuck a bunch of girls and no one says anything bad about them.

Who cares?

They are both internet whores.