Ugliest Couple Award Goes to @mmmKikiKannibal & @JakeWolfCrunk

clearly they are both going far in life.

pause NAHHHHHHHHHT

and wat the FUCK are those lines on his nose

^^ it straight up looks like he got two black lines tattooed on his nose >.<
he's so ugly.

I didn’t know Kiki was a lesbian.

their lips are barely touching..she hates kissing him, lol

LOL the best was when they went live on ustream together. Body language says 1,000,000 words.
He was so into the chat and reading everyones comments, and trying to suck on kikis fingers,, whereas she would barely peck him. It was so lolzy.
Poor guy is going to waste so much money on a childish relationship

YUCK

what’s up with those things on his nose.

^ it’s his nose tattoo

^
lol he fails @ life.

i didn’t think anyone cared about her anymore and wow jenjen that was funny you seem to be a lovely stalkerm, why don’t you get off this site and go get a life?

^^^ why you just go find a job and stop posting stupid comments about jenjen?

^
Maybe you should stop defending jenjen.

She probs spend 5 hours watching them.

Well, ustream is for… watching people…

*scratches head*

+
They’re both hot IMHO.

DAMN is she really that pale?

he should find another girl. she’s kind of annoying. an her voice too?

fuckdaamn.

=/

SO wait, he came here, fucked her [likely] and now is leaving. GREAT RELATIONSHIP KIKI.

I don’t understand why it’s so hard for him to get home. Why can’t Kiki give him/lend him the money he needs? She obviously makes enough off of her “jewlery” What a great girlfriend.

Five hours, ohyes. No more like 10 minutes and the laughs were worth it.
That’s like if you passed by a midget clown fighting with a prostitute you wouldn’t look for the lolz?
Hell, I would.

Aww, I think they look cute together.

^^^^^ ASS KISSER ALERT!

oh wait kiki, you can’t load your boyfriend the money? I though you were a model, designer, audio engineer, blah blah blah!

a nose tattoo? who the fuck? it looks like he pissed off a cat.

why doesn’t she help him out… shes the one who wanted him to come down to florida so they could bone anyways

i would fuck jake wolf, js.

kiki is a fucktard.

HAHAHA srsly he does need to growup liek really he couldnt wait til he had more money to visit her so he could go back? what a dumbass. i hope his shitty band drops him out. i would lol!
and srsly it is a childish relationship

all saying i love you and shit after liek 2months of dating. or w/e

they oth need a reality check~

I find it pathetic that he can’t even support himself. He’s asking for people on twitter to give him cash to get back home…. That’s just pathetic. I wonder if he’s ever had a job or if he honestly thought being in a band meant getting famous right away and having tons of cash.

ugh ew

I find it hilarious you all sit around and make up little schemes in your head about people that supposedly mean nothing to you. Seems like such a waste of time on your part. Unless you all know them, then you know nothing. It might be less of a brain fuck for you to only think when all the facts have been presented.

Anonymous said, November 22nd, 2009 at 8:57 am

I didn’t know Kiki was a lesbian.

^ LOL

Well I was waiting for someone to post something about these two. I for one, think he’s not a horrible looking guy, same for kiki, minus her teeth and his nasty tattoos. But in a video she posted on twitter you hear her saying “Your cayoooooooot.” in the most ANNOYING fucking voice ever, and in a video on stickam of them together she does the same little annoying “your cayoooooot” thing. I almost threw my Mac out the window because my ears were in pain.
example1. http://www.twitvid.com/95495
it’s so bad, wow. If I was his age, and had a band, and didn’t have any money I wouldn’t go see her little 16 year old immature ass. Regardless if she has a business, and goes to college for stupid courses, she is still as immature as a 12 year old

and now he needs money to get back and she’s not even going to give him a cent to help him.
even though she’s spending mad $$$ on her new “record” and “studio time” and all that organic vegan shit she eats.
kiki if you’re reading this, stop spending all your precious money on that shit and be a man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_wr0tGP_0

I don’t know anything about that guy but Kiki could do a lot better(me).

^^ I think I was more mature than she is now when I was 12, Like really. She is the most annoying person I ever saw.

his nose tattoos look so stupid. I really do not get the point of them at all. they represent nothing. waste of money.

We all know he just came down to fuck her. She can’t say he didn’t get any goodies the whole time there…

I’m going to get a nose tattooed on my nose.

ROFL AT S.V

i like his * tat lololol

lolllololollll
http://www.twitvid.com/08786

they’re both asshats, so who cares?
yawn. move on.

Awwwh! He took a shower for the first time in weeks! Yay!

Kiki’s cute but Jake is fug.

It’s obvious she’s dating him for something other than romance.

i agree with the comment above me
she wants something from him its obvious he has a career and is going big while she sits at home talking all the time BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH her and that like OMG voice no.. this isnt a like OMG they’re talking about me moment.. he messed up his own path because why is it that he bigtime boyfriend was Corey… HMMM big picture to look at.. i hope jake realizes something

Ugly ass neck tattoo, pretty GAY if you ask me lol.

Just heard his music and it’s even worse than I thought it’d be. And that’s pretty fucking bad.

it’s hypocritical kiki’s dating him. she always talk about how people who smoke weed are fucking stupid and how drinking is dumb and people who do that have no life when fucking jake started doing that shit at age 15. seriously kiki? you’ll talk shit to your viewers who smoke/drink while you’re dating someone who does that?

his right arm tattoos aren’t too bad actually. but the rest are shit! and kiki is super annoying in the last video posted. I don’t know how I made it through that.

to be honest, i don’t really like kiki, but i think her and jake are cute together.

dating kiki sounds really boring

honestly kiki is attractive but her personality its just disgusting. hate it. but i think she can do
wayyyyy more better then that jakewolf

why does he look like he hasn’t showered in weeks? His hair looks all scruffy and gross…although i have no idea how he put up with kiki whining ‘your cute’ in his ear 10 million times.

Why should she pay for his way home? Fair enough that he came to see her but it seems like he’s way too poor to be making promises about visiting while having no money. She probably bought all of their meals while he visited. No woman under the age of 30 wants to be a sugar momma to some filthy kid.
She can do so much better. Ugh.

^everything i was going to say

she says “your cayyyooottt” more than libel now’er days.

hair looks so greasy, sort it out and then you might be midly hot!
And please don’t gett kiki’s name tattooed on your butt.

*yawnsss* old news

anon 8:34 – amen! it’s not her job to send his poor ass back home…she probably can’t wait, after seeing how completely ugly and filthy he is in person. that’s the bad thing about e-dating, you have no sense of smell.

^ as if she cares, she lets period blood run down her legs & takes pictures of it…

how much longer do you guys think they will last?
days, weeks, months?
i’d say a few more weeks at the most.

mama kannibal probably took that picture of them together.

Jake has the DUMBEST tattoos i’ve ever fucking scene, just cuz you got diabetes doesnt mean you have to show the whole world by a neck tat symbol and ruin your appearence, seriously

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5094/colordino2sn4.gif

Kiki is the Brontosaurus. She’z alwaiz l00kin cut3.

“Anonymous said, November 23rd, 2009 at 5:34 am why does he look like he hasn’t showered in weeks? His hair looks all scruffy and gross…although i have no idea how he put up with kiki whining ‘your cute’ in his ear 10 million times.”

UGHHH so true! He looks like he smells so bad. He looks sweaty and like a homeless child, (or like a wannabe rockstar for that matter).

JakeWolf and Amor were soo perfect for each other! I wonder who showered first though, out of the whole time they “dated.”

Anyhow, he looks nasty, keeps calling himself ugly because obviously Kiki isn’t showing much interest, just pitty.

He looks really greasy.

The “your cyooot” thing is so annoying. She must not find him attractive since she keeps saying it over and over, like she wants to cover up that she’s disgusted by him.

He does look pretty greasy. His shirt looked kinda stained and dirty or something and his hair was really oily and he was chewing with his mouth open and talking while eating and licking his fingers and stuff. Gross.

id bet his ‘band’ hated him long before the latest kiki visit/stunt…

this dudes band blows.
i hung out with them tonight.
LAME’OS, js.
http://twitpic.com/qqqh2

seriously, she keeps telling him he’s cute because she’s trying to convince herself that he is cute.

i think someone said this before me so fail on my part but seriously he’s disgusting

he’s greasy looking

First of all, why would she pay for his way back? It was his decision to go there even though he couldn’t afford it. I’m pretty sure that her and her family paid for everything while he was visiting, including food, that hotel, and whatever else they did. In the past, Kiki has talked about making the mistake of paying for almost everything with her ex-boyfriends, including transportation, so it’s understandable why she would be hesitant to cover his transportation. She’s also talked about her distaste for his bandmates, and perhaps she was trying to prove a point by leaving it up to them to supply the funds for his transportation. Regardless, no one knows who paid for Jake’s transportation. It could have been Kiki, his bandmates could have come through, or it might have been from a collection of fans and others who wanted to contribute.

Jake seems to be leaching off of Kiki. Almost every tweet he’s made has included Kiki’s name and the number of his followers has quickly climbed since their relationship began. Kiki is better known than Jake and frankly, his music sucks.

Also, in case anyone missed it, it seems like Kiki and Jake had a falling out during their visit. Kiki erased all of her tweets concerning Jake and even stopped following him on Twitter. It only lasted about half a day though, as on the same day Kiki began tweeting about Jake again.

that is by far the ugliest tattoo ive ever seen

she has braces now lmao

kiki is a stupid whore.
BUT
jake is cute, his tattoo choices are just fucked. and i could only wonder why his band hates him. famewhores