“KLO” – @JakeWolfCrunk’s New Song

He sounds like hes cutting his writs while singing JS

honestly, I can’t stop listening. I kind of like it, and my favorite part is “holy shit, I’m rambling”..

his voice is terrible.
WHO THE FUCK PAYS FOR HIS SHITTY MUSIC?

lmao perfectteeth that has got to be sarcasm..

what a lulzy song

wow….. this sucks so hard. give him a record deal.

t33n @ng$t

It’s actually pretty well written but his shitty voice fails.

agreed^ well written, but don’t like his voice too much. also like the cords/beat.
could do without the shitty cliche screaming

So, this is honestly the first time I have ever looked at Jake’s MySpace. Well, it’s the first time I’ve ever really looked at Jake period. Does he have his vertical labret pierced? If so, I’m almost tempted to take mine out. D:

It sounds like… Brokencyde + Bright Eyes.
The whiney acoustic with shitty beats and screaming.

I must agree it was really well written, but his voice.. :/

DO NOTTTTT compare this shit to bright eyes!!

its NOT well written bc its all about KIKI! haha so that just ruins it all together…….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YUgyvli2GI
Has anybody seen this video yet?? of Kiki and some dude talking shit about John Hock and Jeffrey Star? It was a couple years back but her missing tooth is so noticeable when she laughs hahahahaha

Oh god, I laughed the whole way through. His voice is terrible.

wow only 1 girl in his top friends, and its not kiki.

sounds like someone is tryin hard to sound like mikey whiskeyhands.

i wonder what kiki thinks of it, ha

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha

okay. i always take interest in people’s poetry and home-made music, even if it needs lots of work like this guy.
1 the intro to the song sounds like the beginning of “i’m in love with a stripper.”
2 musicians, even the best ones, modify their music electronically. with the right manager and publicity and producer, jake would resemble many of the today’s popular artists. listen to his voice at 2:14 “only talking on the phone” is what all of his songs would sound like with the help of real technology.

this song clearly dedicated to his daddy. he likes it up the butt and down the throat

Just because a bunch of SHIT sells well, doesn’t mean other people doing shit should be encouraged.

Eww maybe later. I’d rather not.
Actually I don’t even wanna give him the plays.

blablabladwsf said, December 10th, 2009 at 2:26 am

DO NOTTTTT compare this shit to bright eyes!!

Ew. Can you change your name? Seriously, your name has to be almost identical to mine but with a “dwsf” at the end? WTH

sorry, I was just mad and needed a name. did’nt realize you had it, ha. I’ll change it to something elseeee after this post.

whatever happend to peteyplastics music career ?

Actually on second thought I could give a fuck less if its similar to your name..Fucking faggot change your name because mine is here to STAY !

lmao bipolar much? ^^

His music gives me a headache

HAHAHAHAHA, This song is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. I’m like crying laughing, hahaha omg. He’s trying to speak/sing like Elliot Smith and than scream like….any nameless bitch screamer. With a acoustic backing. Oh my fucking god. The i so terrible it’s GLORIOUS.

This is so*

Holy shit, “forever and ever endeavor” OH.MY.GOD. He can’t be serious. Oh boy, this has melted my little ice heart.

Seriously? Oh Jeezuz. I only made it through the first 30 seconds or so, then I had to stop that piece of ear-rape. He titled it pretty well though, since Klo means toilet in German. Fitting.
What’s with all the kids these days anyways? Why do they seriously think they have the slightest bit of talent when it comes to music and they produce stuff like this? Come on .. Delusional much?

it sounds like theres a whiny bitch singing at the end of the song (yeah I made it all the way through, i should get a prize!)
You think thats Miss. KLO herself?

I listened to the whole thing amazingly:) his lyrics weren’t that bad actually. he just really needs to stop auto tuning so much, and ditch the screaming. until then, he’ll suck.

I’m guessing KLO stand for Kikis initials?

Stands*

blablabladwsf said, December 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Actually on second thought I could give a fuck less if its similar to your name..Fucking faggot change your name because mine is here to STAY !

No one even knows you as blablabla like me, so umm no. Not gonna happen.

I would assume it’s her initials. What’s her middle name? Some other random trailer trash name?

He titled it pretty well though, since Klo means toilet in German. Fitting.

LMAO

its Kirsten somethin Ostrenga so yeah im guessing its her initals HOW ORIGINALLLLL

WHY THE FUCK IS HE SCREAMING WHEN ITS AN ACOUSTIC SONG

AND WTF IS UP WITH HIS NEW SONG “DRAMA O RAMA” TRYIN TO ACT LIKE A BLACK NIGGA

HAHA his newest song DRAMA O DRAMAA is even more horible… omg omg omg omg!
he even talks about stickydrama, with a “phone convo wit his girl” talkin about stickydrama..
UH HOW LAME.
atleast he addmitts he cant afford to take a shower.
and the stuttering? wow…

his names jakewolfcrunk
kiki likes him cuz he smells like a skunk
jake screams over acoustic guitar
names it KLO and thinks it’s gonna go far
people listen to his music and laugh
and think to themselves does it really suck this bad?
acting like a valley girl “like omg it’s so sad”
doubt u will get a record deal
of all the bitches u date you’ll end up like john hock eatin bologna sandwich meals

“we’ve taken the bait. a master debate. i my own master debating my fate. masturbating a mate to make children we hate while draining our funds towards city and state. i say let them make a statement. no wait…. ”

this is shit is popping.
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT? OMFGZBBQ. SO AMAZING.

look, jake told Kiki that he thought he was crazy and a sociopath and had multiple personalities. She thought he was just having one of his many “diabetic moods”…..oh, how wrong she was. Resourceful little girl found this and she tweeted that he really was a sociopath because he had EVERY single trait listed on the following:

http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

It’s serious girls. mark my words. there is no happy ending with this guy ever.

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again said, March 9th, 2010 at 7:42 am

http://www.formspring.me/jacquelynlove

This was another girl, Jacquelynlove, that he was using while he was texting Kiki that he would always love her, that he would wait for her until they could be together in real life, and that he would remain “celibate” during that time <<(his words)

From: Jacquelyn's formspring:

what happened with jake wolf

Well, we were talking. And I tried to keep everything hush hush because I was getting a lot of negative comments from people about he and I, you know.. the normal shit talkers. Everything between us was fine though, we'd text all day, talk on the phone, and video chat for hours without sleeping. Just being sweet & I thought I really could trust him.. but yesterday he ignored me all day, which I thought was really weird..so my friend Dia and I decided to look into it. So she IMed him to see if he'd reply to her, and he did.. so we kept it going. Then he kind of started being flirty with her, and when she asked what he was doing and he replied "stickam" she asked for the link. So she sent it to me, and low and behold he's with that nasty bitch Jenny Thompson making out with her, grabbing her tits, laying on her, and being cute with her. So finally I went into the chat and got on video and he goes "Babyyy i thought you didn't want to be known because of all the drama you were getting" so I replied with "Yeah that was until I saw you kissing Jenny a few seconds ago" and she goes "Don't be jealous that you can't touch him and I can" and he just has the balls to say "Amen".

But it's alright I sent a few private little pictures of Jake to stickydrama. Oh, and Jake if you're reading this. Kiss my ass<3 xoxoxoxoxo together forever in Texas baby

Here's another bit of information for you girls that think he is so great:

http://twitpic.com/17gu1u

He told more than a couple of girls that he takes these pills because he has insecurities about his actual size. Girls that have actually have been with him have all said that "it" was actually much smaller than his pictures show and that he is rather unimpressive. So all in all, he has nothing to offer but false "love" and "praise", pain, and for some girls like Haley and Erica, a venereal disease.

He's a pathetic piece of shit, and you can't create that much negative Karma with people and not have it come back and slap you in the face. He's a really messed up person, and all the crap he has done to people will come back to him. He has "fucked" 120 girls. He keeps count like a stupid game. He doesn't take care of his STD's nor himself and he will lie and tell you he got tested when he didn't. So IF you are dumb enough to get with this guy, I hope this will at least let you know what you are in for, and IF he convinces you that he is any different and that he "can change", it will all be a lie. Look at his actions, not words.
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