Here you go folks, the Stickam Client. Made by me, Carb0n.

Stickam Client is a program that creates and sustains it’s own connections to Stickam’s flash and http servers (socks support included). It is a lightweight 3rd party client with support for both groupchats and lives that is smooth and fast running and is good for avoiding the aggravating lag that comes with Stickam’s regular flash app. You can save chats and clear chats and resize the client to any size you would like. Sorry, no cam support yet

What is most important about this program is it’s ability to execute script at runtime. The client supports the execution of JavaScript statements and a reference inside “Events.js” to a list of all the Client’s public classes and functions that can be accessed via JavaScript.

The client comes with a small folder of example  scripts for your enjoyment. This includes such things as Camera Flood (Room crash), Definition Bot, Encrypted Chat Messages, Fast Chat Messages, Mass PM Advertising, Lobby Flood, PM Flood, and Welcome Bot (and more). As I said, these are just example scripts. A user can define any script they want. You can write a script to join every room on the list and PM everyone saying “FUCKYOU!” or “HI I’M FROM DATELINE”. Or you can write a script to stalk someone, constantly checking their user status to see if they are in a room, and make it join the room after they do and say disturbing things to them. If you really wanted to you could make the first Stickam artificial intelligence bot. Or you could contact porn companies and make money off of my client by scripting it to advertise porn sites. You can script it to auo-kick users you don’t want joining your room, or auto-mod the ones you want modded. You can script a brb message when someone says your name in the lobby or pm’s you. You can script it to auto-log you in as soon as it opens and find a room and join it. You can do a god damn bazillion trillion billion million different things with it. There’s more combinations than a rubik’s cube!

So I hope you all enjoy this simplistic program. It hasn’t changed much since I’ve had it for the last few months. I get stoned and become really lazy. There are still a bunch of things I have to fix, some parsing errors, some unexpected javascript errors, userlist eats up memory. But it’s still a couple hundred megabytes less memory usage than Stickam’s actual app. LOL. Please enjoy this program to the fullest of it’s extent. Thanks.

Carb0n <3

Gary umadyet?

When Stickam absolutely, positively has to scare the living piss out of teenagers, they call Gary.

Gary Berzner of the E-Commerce Law Group is Stickam’s general counsel—their lawyer, to put it simply.  It was Gary who sent Mikeyy and Too Live “Cease & Desist” letters, back when the pair was terrorizing users and hacking profiles left and right.

Mr. Berzner issued yet another one of his polite threats, this time to  Psychotic Router. At issue is Stickamsluts.com, a domain Router (as we affectionately call him) bought fair and square.  Gary demanded that Router take down the site and surrender the domain to Stickam.

For those of you unfamiliar with Router, let it suffice to say that he single-handedly compensates for all the wannabe-hacker scriptkiddie wiggers who harass girls on Stickam.  Balancing the scales in the name of sodomy , Router passes his time merrily extorting n00dz out of boys.  Since some readers have a tendency to make quick judgements, they are apt to forget his good side.  We should try to remember that he never extorted n00dz from boys younger than 12 years old, except once, and he deleted that file eventually.  (Stickam has been less understanding, and bans his profiles almost as soon as he makes them.)

Router also has a wonderful sense of humor:  After receiving Gary’s little letter, he redirected Stickamsluts.com—which heretofore was nothing but an image of Kiki Kannibal and an “under construction” sign—to Exshot.com.

Exshot.com is one of the many Adult sites owned by DTI Services. DTI is technically a separate company from AVC, which owns the Stickam trademark; however both DTI and AVC are rumored to be owned by the same Japanese billionaire.

Are the rumors true?  Does an extremely wealthy pornographer own Stickam?  The question has been explored at great length by certain writers, and StickyDrama won’t cite their exhaustive investigations here—today, anyway.  But a simple Business Search on the California Department of State’s website does yield some interesting information.  Both AVC and DTI share the same “Agent for Service of Process,” Charles Dupree.

The voodoo paperwork doesn’t stop there.  Charles Dupree is also the Agent for E-Commerce Law Group, which is located in the US Bank Tower, on the same floor as Stickam.  Gosh, what are the odds of that!  Such a  coincidence is almost as lulzy as the fact that E-Commerce Law Group, which specializes in online business, does not have a website of its own.

Whatever legal smoke and mirrors separate AVC from DTI, Router’s redirect might prove as tactically brilliant as it is insolent.  Now the Stickamsluts.com domain name no longer leads users to any product or service offered by Router and which could be confused for Stickam.   While it’s not immediately clear whether AVC has any grounds to sue Router for sending non-harmful traffic to DTI, the very idea sounds pretty silly; you might as well sue someone for giving you money.

Well Gary … now what?