Where to start? This is what happens people. This is what happens when our government turns a blind eye to visual chat programs like stickam. You get freaks from all over the fucking world meeting and becoming “friends”. Scientists will eventually come up with a name for a gathering of these people in the real world if this trend continues but as for now…wtf? Freaks is as good a term as any.

Heres a breakdown of the cast of fools:

AgentMud = Ringmaster  http://www.stickam.com/coxmyth

Miss Casey = Performing Elephant  http://www.stickam.com/jager22

Maggie(?) = Bearded Woman  http://www.stickam.com/mustardedd

Bugchazer = Exploding Fire Asshole Man  http://www.stickam.com/bugchazzer

Femnazi = Crackwhore  http://www.stickam.com/feminaziii

Emoeater = Homo Clown  http://www.stickam.com/emo_eater101

What can you say about these “people”? I’ll let them defend themselves…for the most part. Emoeater is pretty much the creepiest fuck that ever existed. I’ve never met anyone like him, thank god. How obsessed are some people with fucking stickam, its ridiculous. This guy cries when he gets kicked from a room. I honestly had no idea gays menstrated. Emo gives gays a bad name. A faggot would tell Emo he’s a faggot.  Check this out.

Love is a beautiful thing…except in this case. WTF? I honestly didn’t know Agent was gay. He may not be. He obviously has poor judgement because he did go to Vegas with the freaks but maybe he just drank too much and creeper Emo took advantage of him. I see his hand pushing on Emo, I pray that its to push him away and not a loving gesture. Regardless, these people are fucking disgusting and clearly have no boundaries with one another. They were in Vegas for like 5 days…

Again, I hope this behavior isn’t voluntary. It vile, twisted, and abscene but then again its involving Emo what the hell else could it be.

Bottom line: People like this should not be able to come together in large groups. It’s dangerous for the rest of the normal people. As for the individual freakiness of the participants of this stickam circus, I’ll let you be the judge.

Its just so fucking wrong…

Ps – They call themselves TOSH…after a retarded girl that sticks a hot dog in her vagina. “That’s One Special Hotdog” …how fucking clever is that? Did I say clever? I meant pathetic and disgusting. Congratulations on being a vaginal hot dog. For initiation into TOSH do you have to stick a hot dog in your vagina or anus? Lame.

Just a compilation of Brandon Hilton’s many ridiculous falsehoods.

Some of these are blatant and outright bullshit-ass motherfucking lies, and others may or may not be true. But considering his track record of telling the truth, I just assume that every crazy and outlandish thing he says is a lie. Also some of these things were written by his “fans,” but due to the writing style used it’s pretty obvious who it really is.

I was going to write an article but he lies so fuckin’ much it would have been book-length, so instead I put it all in list form for the TL;DR crowd.
I know it’s still lengthy as shit but he lies a lot.

1. He claims that his nudes were posted on PerezHilton.com and that he is featured there regularly.
2. He knows Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen personally.
3. He was raped and molested.
4. His father splattered someone’s brains on his face at seven years old. His mother popped all manner of pills and left him and a sibling to starve.
5. He’s an heir… to something.
6. He has denim, shoe, cologne and jewelry lines.
7. He’s got his own reality show on MTV.
8. He has a contract with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
9. His autobiography, When The Lights Go Down, is a New York Times Bestseller.
10. His fashion line debuted at New York Fashion Week in 2007.
11. One of his songs was a number one hit in Australia.
12. He was accepted to appear on The Real World.
13. He is friends with Raquel Reed.
14. He used to have a YouTube account with 20,000 subscribers.
15. Kiki Kannibal stole his shitty heart designs. Congratulations Kiki, for once someone actually did copy you.
16. The YouTube account bhilton01 was never his; some person just found his lame-ass videos desirable and stole them.
17. Paparazzi follow him around. In Texas.
18. He is friends with Jeffree Star.
19. He has gotten a role in a film.
20. He’s done voice work for commercials… he conveniently isn’t allowed to say for whom.

I’m sure there are more, but I have a life. If you know something I don’t know, leave a comment. I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets shits and giggles from reading the crazy things this douche bag says.

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The Ron Show yesterday reminded Stickam of its smutty roots, when he streamed a pole-dancing stripper while on the Front Page.

Admins apparently did not appreciate the trip down memory lane. They shut down the Live and deleted all video recordings Ron had made of Friday morning’s show; we are also told that Ron has been removed from the White List.

Ridiculous. We hope Stickam will eventually accept the fact that most of its users, regardless of age, are nasty motherfuckers who want to show or see cocks or titties. The company certainly wasn’t in such denial when it first launched:

StickyDrama longs for the days when cocks spun round freely on cam, and adult ads decorated the Front Page like garland.

http://www.stickam.com/theronshow

Raunch Foxxx is notorious for insisting that any user occupying a camspot in his Live wear one of his t-shirts. But he made the transition from whore to nazi, when he fired his wisecracking co-host Jen “J-Rey” Reynolds for not selling enough of the trashy apparel.

J-Rey was replaced by another woman named Natalie, whose “vagina is stretched out” according to Jen. She frequently interrupted her story, asking her viewers to purchase a t-shirt.

http://www.stickam.com/raunchfoxxx

http://www.stickam.com/jenreynolds