Someone doesn’t like Johnny’s AND Chris’s music.

Someone doesn’t like Johnny’s AND Chris’s music.

Someone doesn’t like Johnny’s AND Chris’s music.

Someone doesn’t like Johnny’s AND Chris’s music.

Was that really Adam Paranoia and Stevie Ryan tearing each other’s clothes off yesterday on Streaming The Cube, or were we duped into watching a steamy late-night Cinemax skin-flick?

While there had always been an obvious attraction between Stickam’s the two, never has it been so clear that Adam is pounding his Paranoia p33n into the furthest recesses of Stevie’s taco.

Right as the show began the two were touchy-feely. First, Adam moved his hand over Stevie’s breast, supposedly to adjust her mic but her startled reaction reveals more.  As they went through their various skits, they found convenient opportunities to rub their bodies together: crotches grinded against each other as their voices took a seductive tone; Stevie, the lucky bitch, slapped Adam’s ass; during a cross-dissolve they seem to kiss; and by the end Stevie was being swung around in Adam’s arms.

Unlike Stickam’s new spamgod cocksucker John Hock, who makes hourly announcements of his latest flings and breakups, Adam and Stevie had until recently exercised some modicum of discretion. The delicacy with which the relationship was being handled is no doubt due to Adam’s awkward situation: In addition to Stickam senior management’s frowning on anything of an overtly sexual nature, it is well understood that he must have broken up with his long-time girlfriend Dolores Paranoia—who, by the way, still calls herself Dolores Paranoia and still has Adam as her top friend. Meanwhile Adam has placed Stevie as his top friend and is embracing Stevie in his own profile pic.

With Stickam’s latest power couple so brazenly flaunting their newfound romance, the only question remaining for StickyDrama is whether it’s now OK to post those naughty pics of Dolores?

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

Without Newave, it was painfully obvious to all that Friday’s STC lacked its usual comedic rhythm. While a quick flash of p33n would have been enough to forever engrave the night into the minds of the several hundred cocksuckers jerking off during Adam Paranoia’s solo webcast, his pito remained confined to his trademark red pants and the show was a debacle.

Newave’s mellow presence is usually the perfect counterpoise to Adam’s exuberant outbursts, which this episode seemed to die faster than crab-lice sucking on Daniel Hilton’s AIDS-tainted blood. Adam took recourse in his weekly bag of clips, featuring such highly-respected Stickam users as InstantEulogy.com, a fat kid, Hot Mami, and a half-naked redneck soldier whose cock StickyDrama would probably not object to sucking.

Audrey Kitching was absolutely no help whatsoever, appearing about as coherent as a streetcorner hooker high on crack. Seriously, whose cock did the worthless bitch suck to get that front page banner?

And since when does anyone give a flying fuck about Roxy? Might as well have the gecko co-host while you’re at it.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/streamingthecube

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/newave

http://www.stickam.com/profile/audreykitching

http://www.stickam.com/roxsanity