AhmieLobes
The real ahmie! He only looks good on myspace ;] Girls beware trust me you don’t wanna meet this fat shrimp… You mite scream and run away when you see him! He’s not only short and fat in real life! But his teeth are gross and yellow…
& he will try and fuck any girl that comes his way! He SCREAMS FOR A STD!
OMG HE SOO FUCKING CUTE =D

Now for the real ahmie
AHHHHH!

Do u wax your brows? :0

FAIL POST I THINK NOT!

http://twitter.com/AhmieLobes

http://www.myspace.com/juniors_page

The overdone thin stickfigure, who looks perfect with a new face using Photoshop.  But what’s really underneath all the layers of makeup and 20 billion layers of Photoshop, Jeffree ??

The Photoshopped pink-headed barbie doll looks disgusting and will remain disgusting throughout life, amazing music shit looks and dayum girl fucking hideous!

Plastic surgery couldn’t help that, and the way he’s going hes going to end up like Jocelyn Wildenstein. more like a human life Frankenstein:

Similarities much!

http://twitter.com/jeffreestar

Darren Shuman, a friend of Nick of Radiation Year, was crashing over at StickyHouse for a few days.  For a little while, Amor Hilton badly wanted him to rummage around her vag.

But then the fancy took him to remove his half-inch labret piercing and show us a hole that nobody would touch.  Not even Amor.  Still, we had the fortitude to whip out our handy dandy videophone and recorded what we consider to be quite possibly the grossest video ever posted here.  Yeah, grosser than that girl who let her dog eat her pussy, grosser than the bitch with one arm fucking her boyfriend, even grosser than that video of some fat faggot breaking a glass bottle up his ass.

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Most labret piercings are much smaller than a half-inch, mostly because labret’s don’t stretch.  In order to fit a whopping half-inch gauge into his labret, Darren made the wise decision to have that section of his face cut out with a scalpel.

Ah, youth.

http://twitter.com/darrenshuman

In 2006, Nikki Catsouras got into a little fender-bender along Highway 241 in the OC.

California Highway Patrol was on the scene to investigate and, uh, clean up.  But apparently some CHP officers emailed the uncommonly gory photos to their family and friends.  One thing led to another, and the photos went viral—a phenomenon perhaps fueled not only by the graphic nature of the images, but also the likelihood that Nikki was a spoiled SoCal brat (she was driving a $150,000 Porsche and an autopsy determined she had cocaine in her system).

Naturally, the Catsouras family was outraged.  They decided to handle things the good ol’ American way and sued the CHP for 20 million smackeroos, which the 4th District Court of Appeal in Santa Ana has allowed in a recent ruling. Whereas the media and private citizens can post pretty much whatever the fuck we want besides child pornography, the Court reasoned that CHP is bound to higher standards.

Say hi to Ghettosamii and TL for us, Nikki!

The Los Angeles Times

this girl has been pissing me off. shes 10 and says shes “emo” but she isn’t even fucking close to it. she likes alex evans, bmth and other shit. she says shes all emo because the guy she likes doesnt like her or is moving.  she makes me laugh. can somebody smell poser? i smell a poser poser

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=10000031634349

she had videos of her being “emo”, doing “emo” hair, but she might of deleted them.

http://www.youtube.com/user/burningtwine12

“emo” is dead, and has been dead.

failpost? its just for a laugh.

ok so i dont normally rant but today im going to, feel free to fail post i really couldnt give a shit but this walrus has offended my eyes

so if your eyes are fucked and your wondering whats wrong with her well let me tell you

for a start those tattoos are fucking awful ive seen a 2 year old with a crayon make better designs your attitude sucks with quote lines like “DONT ADD ME IF: you just want to see my hair, the first letter of the two words in your myspace name are the same (ie: Matty Murderfuckface, Sarah Slaughterskankwhore), youre over the age of 35, or if youre under 15″  nice bitchy into to yourself hun i thought all this dont add me if ur this that or whatever rulelist went out the window 5 years ago along with kikis virginity who the fuck would want to add you? it goes by the name of “amelia mcnasty” the only thing suitable in ur name is the nasty part im sure your name has great relevance to you pretty sure the “mc” stands for mcdonalds & seriously who lists what tattoos and piercings they have and are gunna get on their profile hahaha p.s no fucker wants to see ur baking bowl haircut your not god your nothing special wake up and smell the sugary dohnuts

“Im the tricks your eyes play on you in the dark
Im the electricity in the air right before a car crash.
Im the chemicals in your drugs

so turn the lights out
keep your foot on the gas
and keep takin them hits babys “

nice quote but im pretty sure its photoshop attempting  to play tricks on our eyes & no its not working

by the way good statement on telling boys not to try hit on you and date you im sure it wont be a problem

LOL idk, this is just hilarious.

This one is funny. He is proposing to his girlfriend. I like the wifebeater he’s wearing. And the shirtless man in the background.

lmao, when he found out i was doing this, he said:

“! bigpimpin: i dont lurk and if u see grant tell him to im loookin forward to being on stickydrama i wanna be famous”

http://stickam.com/bigpimpin6918

that’s his link.

twitter.com/imgrantpanda
mytwitter

Ok so kiki kannibal recently made a formspring.me account, (it’s where you ask some-one questions and they answer) in just 2 days she has answered 280 questions…SERIOUSLY??? is she on the internet 24/7?

btw she is getting wayyyy too thin what happened to her face?!

Before

some of her tweets:

My hipbones are like razor blades I need to eat something! They haven’t stuck out this much since I was 14 ;0

wow… i guess stress does make you lose inches! I was 31″ 24″ 31″ now I am 28″ 23″ 28″… FUCKKKKKK!!!!! SOMEONE SEND ME CAKES AND COOKIES

… Sooo as I was vomitting a snot bubble flew out of my nose and flew onto my jacket! That made me piss myself laughing!

failpost? idc.

her formspring account http://www.formspring.me/mmmkikikannibal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5L18WUATc4

If you’re waiting for something to happen after all the puking, stop waiting … nothing happens.

So the other day, I was browsing through random myspace’s and I came across these two girls:

HAHAHAHA. What the fuck! In what way is this even original? The girls aren’t attractive at all, and the whole idea is just stupid.

“Btw, This Isn’t About Scene Kids, It’s About Promoting The Music And The Fashion Scene.”

Who said it was? It’s CLEAR you guys aren’t scene, well amybe you’d like to be.. but FAIL.

So anyways,  anyone know who these girls are?

I’ve never seen them before in my life. I want info (:

http://www.myspace.com/511671780

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSceneShowFanBan

I’ll be interested to see their videos.